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Seems God was just about done creating
the universe,
but he had a couple of left-over things
left in his bag of creations,
so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve
in the Garden.
He told the couple that one of the things
he had to give away was
the ability to stand up and pee. "It's
a very handy thing,"
God told the couple who he found hanging
around under an apple tree.
"I was wondering if either one of you
wanted that ability."
Adam popped a cork. Jumped up and begged,
"Oh, give that to me!
I'd love to be able to do that! It seems
the sort of thing a man should do.
Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me
have that ability.
I'd be so great! When I'm working in the
garden or
naming the animals, I could just let it
rip, I'd be so cool.
Oh please God let it be me who you give
that gift to, let me
stand and pee, oh please........." On
and on he went like an
excited little boy (who had to pee).
Eve just smiled and shook her head at
the display. She told
God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,
and it sure seemed
to be the sort of thing that would make
him happy, she really
wouldn't mind if Adam were the one
given the ability
to stand up and pee.
And so it was. And it was...well,
good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his
bag of left-over gifts.
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."
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