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| Dr. Dave - Man or Monkey? Champ or Chimp? Gorgeous or Gorilla? OR just a Doctor? |
| 5.16.01 |
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| the gay gene - 2.25.01 sunna suggestions - 3.04.01 trouser snakes - 3.12.01 our porno radio - 3.20.01 wheres the lips (from) - 4.03.01 never mind the vraun - 4.22.01 |
| FOR (ps: Dr Dave is a damn MONKEY!!! hehehe oh the responce on that shall be sweet!) - Tom ------------------- Ahhhhh, the flames.. Still no personal abuse aimed at me yet.. Perhaps this will get you all going!! On the left we have a monkey, on the right we have a....monkey? Damnit I've got them mixed up again!! Left may be Dave, as it seems to have made an effort to get the nits out of its hair BEFORE having the picture taken! ;) - Tom again **watch out boy! Lina is on the lookout for black mail material; AND you type like a woman! :-P ** -------------------- This pic looks so fake it MUST be true! Thats another monkey down there.., makes TWO of 'em! - Tom trying to be clever and just looking like he's into gay porn. ****** WOW! Tom was ever so kind to send us an unblurred version, remeber click on the link ONLY if you're over 18 (or you're sure you won't get caught..) Alrighty then.. Tom's Unblurred Fantasy Man. |
| Against *wonders if she should REALLY drag ever so nice, kind and sweet self into this* NO ONE fucking well compares Dr. Dave to a monkey...there is a MAJOR difference between him and a monkey...i.e. Dr Dave talks about condoms almost EVERY ER, whilst monkeys have never even heard of a condom (good thing or we might not all be here). I direct you to the Dr Dave Shrine and the monkey shrine to hopefully illustrate the difference.. Dr Dave Monkey so there! um really yes...i've made a smashing case for myself in this situation.. Gia -------- There were a number of other 'against' mails, most of them were rather short though, and pretained to 'he is not a damn monkey!' and 'monkeys are pretty damn sexy anyway!' Lina made a note worthy point - that Tom is threated by Dr Dave's "manly manlyness!" |
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| Neutrel i.e. Just Plain Wierd Opinions Therefore i conclude that Dr. Dave is actually Michael Jackon's late best friend Bubble's long lost celebrity brother, roped into the world of showbiz and made to wear a white coat and play a Doctor, kind of like those PG ads. And it's all bacause of me! sorry those of you who think otherwise, but the truth does sometimes hurt. -John |
| Lately there have been some rumors circulating claiming that Dr. Dave is not a doctor at all; this is within the bounds of our imagination, seeing as his other identity (see, Erik Paladino) has been in a few movies and such....This however is not the problem, as it appears a scorned admirer of his has been spreading the filth that he is a...MONKEY! So here's all the evidence/ testimonials, decide for yourself, the truth is out there, ect... |
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