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     You have entered the website with the weirdest, most bizarre and unusual stories in the world.  If you have seen weirder or sicker stories than these, e-mail me and let me know about them, because Pat is not willing to settle for being the sickest and weirdest person in the world if someone can do it better than he can!  In fact, the weird, unusual and sick people of the world need to link up and network with one another and fight for our rights!  I have to warn you that these stories are not for people with closed minds.  People who enjoy reading Pat's stories are cool!  People need to worship Pat because he is different than other people!   The Earth will be invaded by space aliens in the near future and those who worship Pat will be allowed to fly on the spaceships to a better world, because the space aliens are going to blow up the Earth, but don't fret!  It is mandatory that you have to be cool and have an open mind and the space aliens will rescue you and you will be able to fly on their space ships to a better world.  The space aliens will also take all the cats on Earth with them on their spaceships.

     In the meantime, while waiting for the space aliens to arrive, let's try to live in the present moment, even if the present moment sucks by focussing on stuff that is cool, instead of stuff that sucks.  The coolest thing in the world is Pat's stories, which will be unlike anything else that you have ever read before.  Before reading Pat's stories, you may want to read about Pat's soul and find out who he was in his previous lifetime, which is recommended.  If you just want to read Pat's stories, go to the storylink page.  Unfuckingfortuneately, the new millennium has arrived and Pat hasn't written any stories, mainly because he can't find anyone who is intelligent enough to read them, but Pat has decided to go around town doing spoken words performances since the new millennium began.  Here is the page in which Pat talks about his experiences at doing spoken words  There are also links to some of the spoken words performances that Pat has done in there too.