Book 0: Preface

Book I: Omega

I.	Omega’s Laws of Forum Posting
II.	The Jollified RPG
III.	Lamp Posts and How They Affect Time Management Skills
IV.	Plague of the Flying Fildmans
V.	Yoko Kanno
VI.	The Giant Floating Cheese Alliance of the Northern Hemisphere: Part 1
VII.	Attack of the Bipolarplacenta
VIII.	John Super Heroes
IX.	The Genesis of Jesus Cologne™
X.	High-Speed Monkey-Spank
XI.	It’s Your Horoscope for the Day
XII.	I Will Destroy Bill’s Computer Science Teacher…
XIII.	Break Glass in Case of Capitalism
XIV.	Fun Things to do in GTA3
XV.	Cinciminati
XVI.	(mis)Adventures in Best Buy Land -Or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
XVII.	A Valliant Quest, A New News Network, and Game Producers on Crack
XVIII.	Babelfish IS Crack -Or- Sheepfighters and the Pecan of DOOM™

Book II: Alpha

I.	Bnet Rant
II.	An Intellectual Discussion with Patrick
III.	Pat Vs. Typical B-net Forum Idiot
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Book III: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

I.	War
II.	The Hills of Bastogne