Naughty Hands!
by Fathomgri$tle

About a year ago, I was with this girl who was then my girlfriend. Duh! But we've broken up since. Anyway, I went over to her house one afternoon as I was suppose to pick her up for lunch and we fancied a movie after that.

I arrived at her house on time but as usual she wasn't ready. Her dad opened the door and welcomed me in to the house. Her room was upstairs so I walked up the stairs to look for her. As I strolled pass my girlfriends bedroom, I saw her kneeling on the bed tucking in her bed sheet on the other side of the bed. Her back and bum was facing me.

That girl! She wasn't even changed yet. So I decided to startle her by pinching her butt, that would teach her to be late. So I naturally snuck up behind her and gave her butt a good pinch. She gave out a loud scream, and turned around. We both stood there staring at each other.

 

It wasn't my girlfriend; it was my girlfriends' mother. She looked like she was about to slap me right across the face. I was stuttering as I apologized to her. She didn't say anything and that made me tremble even more. I apologized again and quickly marched downstairs.

I then saw my girlfriend coming out of the downstairs bathroom and I told her the whole story. She was hysterical and she couldn't stop laughing. I didn't dare step into my girlfriends' house ever again since that day. However after a few months later, I apparently found out that her mother was somewhat thrilled to have had someone mistake her butt for that of a 19 year old.