___________________published by grapefruit music, 1995.
Intro
home on the range
twenty-six
climbing tree blues
everything about shoes
a song
columbus thought he was in india
pony tail susie
food in my shoe
8 animal monday
emporor penguin
blue vegetarian
ash tray
poster paint set
many feets of the world
home on the range
traditional
twenty-six
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V
W X Y Z
climbing tree blues
i have a message for all the people out there
don't be like me-- don't do what i did, children
my throat is now dry as a grain of salt
soon i will die, and it's all my fault
'cause there's no excuse
trying to escape is no use
you'd understand, honey, if you were in my shoes
i've got a bona fide case of, a soul achin' case of
the climbing tree blues
"climb it up, you won't get cut"
the girl with the red hair said
as for me, there's a growl in my gut
and i tell you, i'd be better off dead
i've been around to so many places
but i've never been in the place that i am, and i don't like it
if i could go back and change it,
i'd a' walked right past that door, man
then i could run and hide and dance and sing
but as it is i ain't got the chance to do much of anything
except untie and retie my shoes
i'm down up in the air with the climbing tree blues
that's what i said
everything about shoes
i don't like to have to tie my laces
and i hate the rubber soles, too. yes i do.
i lose them in the oddest places
and i hate to have three tongeus, too
and i hate everything about shoes
i hate the air nike sneakers
and i hate the way they look on you
i hate the way they fit so tightly
and i dislike high heels and boots, too
and i hate everything about shoes
i look down on shoes but i don't like to
and i see so many bare feet at the zoo, anyway
i think footwear's bad in general
and why it's so popular, i wish that i knew
and i don't like to think about
i hate everything about shoes
a song
she runs through fields of oatmeal
you can shower with clothes on, but it's better naked
that's right, sister-- throw the chocolate at the window
because i almst urinated on the bus
all my mother's silverware can sing
cucumber ninja frying pan foliage racetrack wardrobe
carpet
don't take your life away with a knife
take your dog for a walk in the fog
shredded lettuce heads and a song
columbus thought he was in india
instrumental
pony tail susie
pony tail susie, you really move me
everytime you walk by
pony tail susie, something 'bout you makes my
thoughts drift off into the sky
pony tail susie, i'll tell you that i love you
just to see what you'll say
pony tail susie, can't you see you move me
each and every day
if i had a dollar for every time you told me
you wouldn't make another switch
don't you think susie, pony tail susie
by now i'd be rich
pony tail susie, let me ask you something
answer my question why
every time i see you something 'bout you makes my
thoughts drift off into the sky
pony tail susie, were you born an angel
how long have you been like this
pony tail susie, tell me something susie
how much have i missed
pony tail susie, if i asked you nicely
would you stay with me
pony tail susie, will our love grow
i guess we'll have to wait and see
food in my shoe
you've got your toe in my salad
you've got your sock in my oven
you've got your toenail clippers in my refrigerator
you're impolitely stepping on my supper
it's not nice
you better think twice
before you put your
food in my shoe
you've got your nail polish in my dog's food
and your dirty laundry on my staircase
you stuck your nose in my business
i suggest you mind your own business
it's not nice
you better think twice
before the next time you
try to decide to
think you might want to
put your food
in my shoe
8 animal monday
cat
dog
tiger
panther
lion
hamster
mouse
duck
in the
pet store
i am
stuck
emporor penguin
instrumental
blue vegetarian
as i walk down broadway
with a bowl in arm
covered with tin foil
and the moment she sees
she's running towards me
and i all i tossed her was everything
and all she wanted was a salad
the tomatoe skin
keeps the pulp inside
so it will not get away
ash tray
i am falling down on the sidewalk
for the second time
and i've chosen not to get up
i think about those little packets of mustard
and decide not to go to school today
just a sandwich
just a curiosity
swimming in an ash tray
i am falling down on the crosswalk
for the fourth time
i don't get enough vitamin c
so feel sorry for me
i sell crack for laundry detergent
stay in bed today
poster paint set
i'm so hungry i could prob'ly eat a cow
i've been trapped inside my art class for a week now
but my eye has been caught by a poster paint set
i hope eating it's not something i will regret
hey
wait
i just ate some paint
now all my stool samples will be colored
when my art teacher comes back, oh what will she think
maybe she won't even ask about the odor
when she notices my artwork, will she faint
after my digestive process, posters i did paint
hey
wait
i just ate some paint
now all my stool samples will be colored
many feets of the world
there's
big feet
small feet
all sorts of funny feet
there's sneaker feet
bare feet
nail-polished toe nail feet
there's pretty feet
ugly feet
athlete's foot infested feet
there's hairy feet
wrinkled feet
blue slipper covered feet
there's furry feet
cute feet
black and white moo-cow feet
there's odd feet
normal feet
different kinds of crazy feet
there's gator feet
monkey feet
even kangaroo feet
there's big toes feet
small toes feet
even baby newborn feet
there's flat feet
curved feet
and dr. scholl's perfect feet
big feet
small feet
god created all the feet
tomatoe rain
accapella