- No young teenage student can fail in a class anymore, they're
merely 'passing impaired.'
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered,...it's just 'passage
restrictive.'
- These days a student isn't lazy.He's just 'energetically
declined'.
- Your homework isn't missing..It's just having an
'out-of-notebook experience'.
- You're not sleeping in class.You're 'rationing
consciousness'.
- If you reach late in class then you're not late, you just
have a 'rescheduled arrival time.'
- You're not shy.You're 'conservationally selective'.
- What you chat cannot be called gossip anymore.It's supposed
to be 'the speedy transmission of near-factual information'.
- The food at the school cafetaria is'nt awful.It's
'digestively challenged.'
- You don't talk a lot.You're just 'abundantly verbal.'
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