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girls are beautiful...their beauty fools! |
. | early to bed and early to rise means that your girlfriend's going out with other guys! |
a man is known by the company he floats! |
. | to err is human, to admit it is superhuman! |
if you can't convince anyone , better confuse him! |
. | a synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one! |
slimming is just another word for load shedding! |
. | you don't have to be mad to work here...but it helps! |
middle age is...youth gone to waist! |
. | old is sold! |
do unto others before they do it to you! |
. | give him an inch and he thinks he is a ruler! |
needs are a function of what other people have ! |
. | happiness lies within the heart...only for a bypass surgeon! |
middle age is an age when most people grow in the middle! |
. | GOSSIP:the only thing that travels faster than e-mail! |
one seventh of our lives are wasted on sunday! |
. | divided we fall,united we make others fall! |
if you're rich , I'm single! |
. | I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead! |
don't piss me off.I'm running out of places to hide the bodies! |
. | never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups! |
the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train! |
. | where's there's a whip there's a way! |
I hate coffee-it keeps me awake at work! |
. | HONEYMOON- the thrill that comes once in a 'wife time'! |
we're staying together for the sake of our website! |
. | I don'e lie, cheat or steal...except when i'm accessing Pentagon files! |
the worst day on the net is better than the best day at school! |
. | eat well, stay fit, die anyway! |
my salary runs into six figures, my wife and five kids! |
. | i bet you i could stop gambling! |
LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools! |
. | dad's the boss.Right mommy? |
so many stupid people, so few comets! |
. | a fool and his money are my best friends! |
a fool and his money are soon partying! |
. | the weather is here.Wish you were beautiful! |
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