Some cool definitions

	College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
	Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
	Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
	Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
	Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
	Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
	Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
	Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
	Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
	Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
	Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
	Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
	Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
	Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her masters.
	Father : A banker provided by nature.
	Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
	Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
	Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
	Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
	Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
	Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
	Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
	Software Engineer : One that is paid for making such stupid web sites!

Some Cool Definitions