"A merry heart doth good like medicine.

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A smile increasses you face value

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Nothing is more beautiful than cheerfulness in an old face.

(J.P. Richter)

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Every time smile, and more so when you laugh, you add precious mom to your life.

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Laughter: A tranquilizer with no side effects

(Arnold Glasow)

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Take care that the face which looks out from your mirror in the morning is a pleasant one. you may not see it again all day, but others will.

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The best things about the future is it come only one day at a time

(Abrahma Lincoin)

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If everybody in this world was just like me, what kind of world would this world be?

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An old timer is one who can remember when a baby sitter was called mother.

(Paul L Moore)

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Happiness without getting a few drops on yourself."

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A loser is a guy whose junk mail comes marked postage due.

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I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

(Anonymous)

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10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Absolute silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

(...The student received an "A" in the class.)