- Never, EVER use a
Pokémon with less than a third of its HP to battle
an equal-leveled or stronger
Pokémon.
- Avoid capturing many kinds
of creatures and only keeping a select few in your party.
Three level 30 creatures and a bunch of level 5 creatures
isn't going to cut it.
- SAVE often. Saving
is one of the most important aspects of this game, and
will save your butt more times than the strongest
Pokémon in your party. Save about every 5 minutes,
because this is a fast-paced game and you'll need to keep
your file updated.
- Whenever possible, play
the game on POKÉMON STADIUM's triple-speed
player. It helps a lot, especially with impatient
trainers.
- Don't play the game late
at night on the STADIUM. The background color is
mostly white, and you may have to start wearing
glasses.
- Always save at
Pokémon Centers.
- You can only cause
ONE status effect at a time, with the exceptions
being Confusion, Curse and Leech.
- Don't play with your back
hunched over on a Game Boy. You'll end up looking like
Quasimodo.
- Don't spit into the
wind.
- Have lots of munchies on
hand. Extended play makes you very hungry, so make some
popcorn and Kool-Aid.
- Don't eat so much while
playing that you end up looking like Snorlax.

- Don't drink too much
Kool-Aid or Mountain Dew. They shrink your bladder and
other parts, too. (Hey, it rhymes!)
- Don't handle your Game Boy
or N64 controller with sticky hands, unless you like
playing a the game in Snail Mode.
- Equip your Pokémon
with several varieties of attacks so you can get the drop
on opponents that have a type your Pokémon is weak
against.
- NO ONE POKÉMON
IS INVINCIBLE! They all have weaknesses, even Mewtwo,
as difficult as that is to believe.
- For Pokémon you'll
use in the field, equip attacks like 'Cut,' 'Teleport,'
and 'Fly.' For battle-only monsters, use more kick-ass
attacks like 'Hyper Beam,' 'Mega Kick,' 'Psychic,'
'Earthquake,' 'Fire Blast' and 'Blizzard.'
- All instant-death attacks
have an accuracy rating of 30%, so don't expect a
Pokémon to crumple to bits every time you use
'Horn Drill' or 'Fissure.'
- Don't fart in a room full
of strangers.
- Give your Pokémon
nicknames. It makes the game more
interesting.
- When in doubt, RUN AWAY.
It's better than being beaten and having half your money
taken away while you're being towed back to a
Pokémon Center.
- If you have a
GAMESHARK, use it only at the very beginning. If
you overuse it, your game will erase and you'll have to
start over.
- Temper-tantrums with lots
of swearing and breaking things won't make your erased
game come back. It WILL make your parents ground you,
though.
- Don't believe the TV show.
Electricity doesn't hurt Ground types, and Ground attacks
don't affect Flying-types. Most of you will find this out
the hard way.
- Traded Pokémon will
never get as strong as Pokémon you catch yourself.
Whenever possible, AVOID TRADING. Use the cable
only for BATTLING.
- COMPARISON SHOP: If
you only catch one of each Pokémon, you might end
up with some very crummy ones. Catch two or three of the
same type on the same level and compare their stats.
Choose the one with the best stats and let the others
go.
- The only way you can catch
Mew (#151) is with a GAMESHARK. Find a friend that
has one and beg him/her to let you use the
GAMESHARK to get one. Otherwise, you'll have to
wait for Nintendo to have a fair in your town so you can
win a Mew.
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