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Part
One
CHINESE MAN: [glass breaking] KYLE: Gimme a drink. Whiskey! MAN: Come on, let's get out the way. INEZ: Hey, come on. You've had your fun, Mister. Now get out. KYLE: Whoo-hoo! Take it on now. INEZ: Hey! KYLE: There you go, partner. Drink up. Heh heh. MAN: Gimme a drink. INEZ: Yeah. Here's your drink. BUCK: Hey, that ain't no way to treat a lady. Gimme that. Gimme that. KYLE: Aah! CHRIS: Fight's over. INEZ: It's about time. BUCK: Your knight in shining armor, darlin'. VIN: Nathan, he got hisself a little scratch. Look after him. JOSIAH: You boys cuttin' up? BUCK: Expect more of it now that the railroad's layin' track nearby. WO CHIN'S FATHER: Ahem. We hear of 7 men who protect this place. Brave men it is said. BUCK: We don't mean to brag... WO CHIN'S FATHER: My brother has disappeared. Also other men from the railroad camp. All Chinese. I believe they were murdered. CHRIS: Why would someone want your brother dead? WO CHIN'S FATHER: He asked for changes to make things better for our people. But all those who speak out disappear. WO CHIN: They're gunfighters, father. They work for money. They will not help us. BUCK: Nice to meet you, too. WO CHIN'S FATHER: I can pay. This jade is all I can offer you. JOSIAH: [speaking Chinese] BUCK: What the hell was that? WO CHIN'S FATHER: Justice will prevail. BUCK: You speak Chinese. JOSIAH: Word or two. My father did missionary work with Chinese up in San Francisco. WO CHIN'S FATHER: [speaking Chinese] JOSIAH: Wants to know if we're gonna help him. CHRIS: Well, boys... What do you think? BUCK: We got no say there. That's private property. But that never stopped us before. JOSIAH: No harm lookin' around. CHRIS: All right. But only if you keep this. We'll follow you. WO CHIN'S FATHER: No one must know I asked you to come. CHRIS: Never seen ya before. VIN: Where can we find the rail boss? RUPERT BROWNER: That, sir, would be me. Rupert Browner's my name. I see you've met a few of my employees. CHRIS: A little dustup in town. RUPERT BROWNER: I lecture 'em, I fine 'em, I fire 'em, and they still need to blow off steam, I guess. I--I will try to see that it does not happen again, uh... Sheriff. CHRIS: No badges. We're just paid to keep an eye on things. RUPERT BROWNER: Seven of ya? That's an unusual arrangement. Seems to me like the further inland you go, stranger the things ya find. That's progress, my good man. Anyway, I wanna thank you for returning my men. That one there, with the wounded shoulder, is my top foreman. Go on, Kyle, get out of here. VIN: Tell me, Rupert, if a man or two were to go missing off the site, you notice? RUPERT BROWNER: Well, we got several hundred men workin' here--comin, goin' every day. So it's kinda hard to keep track of 'em all. VIN: I reckon. Since we're here, you mind if we take a look around? RUPERT BROWNER: No, no. Not at all. Just spread a little money around. VIN: Feller could get hisself killed talkin' to us. JOSIAH: Gotta catch the strays. That's our best hope. Ones off by themselves. VIN: Hmm. JOSIAH: [speaking Chinese] VIN: What did you say to him? JOSIAH: Oh, I told him to have courage. VIN: Well, hell, you got his attention. Try askin' if he knows of anyone gone missin'. JOSIAH: [speaking halting Chinese] CHINESE MAN 1: Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. JOSIAH: What's so funny? CHINESE MAN 1: You ask if he know any man who smells good. JOSIAH: My Chinese is about as rusty as a dead horse's shoe, but, uh, maybe you can help me here. CHINESE MAN 2: Wait, wait, wait. JOSIAH: [speaking Chinese][speaking Chinese] JD: You got a lot of 'em here, Doctor. Any of 'em, uh, make me a little taller? DR CHI-CHOW: Ohh... I give you this. JD: Really? Get bigger? BUCK: What ya buyin'? JD: Uh, nothin'. BUCK: Nothin'? Doesn't look like nothin'. JD: It's nothing. BUCK: What is it? JD: Nothin'. BUCK: What is it?! JD: All right, it's a... a...potion. BUCK: Potion? JD: Yeah. Dr. Chow Chi, this is Buck. Dr. Chow Chi is like a witch doctor or something. He makes all kinds of remedies, and this one here's gonna help me get taller. BUCK: Ohh. [Dr. Chi-Chow speaking Chinese] BUCK: Oh, it's working already. JD: Buck, look. He's got all kinds of remedies. He's got one here for good luck. Got one for bad colds. He's even got a love potion. Where's the love potion, Doc? Love potion. BUCK: Well, you better grow up, boy. Because all this magic here-- it's just a bunch of hooey. I'm just kidding. JD: We'll see what you're sayin', Buck, when you gotta look up to talk to me. BUCK: Yeah. JOHNSON: Watch where you're goin'. WO CHIN'S FATHER: [speaking Chinese] Sorry. Sorry. JOHNSON: I say you could go? WO CHIN'S FATHER: I want no trouble. Help! JOHNSON: What did you tell them cowboys? WO CHIN'S FATHER: Nothing! Nothing! McAFEE: Leave him be, Johnson. VIN: Man said leave him be. JOHNSON: You best mind your own business, McAfee. You makin' the wrong kind of friends around here. VIN: Ain't the way I see it. Good thing you came along. McAFEE: Good for who? BUCK: Doh! Man, oh, man! Man, this stuff is God-awful. Damn well better make her like me. DR CHI-CHOW: Oh, you want her to like you? BUCK: Yeah. DR CHI-CHOW: I thought you suffer from limp noodle. BUCK: Huh? Now, hold on. Now, looky here, Doc. There's nothin' wrong with that. No, I got-- no, that's fine. Fine. DR CHI-CHOW: I see. I got what you need. You give special lady to drink, you become her special man. BUCK: Yes! That's more like it. Special man. EZRA: So, do I have to come up with 6 spots or 4? I've never been good with figures. NATHAN: What the hell are you doin'? EZRA: Tryin' to ingratiate myself with these good people. Better to ascertain information. Oh, my turn? There you go. CROWD: [all grumble in Chinese] EZRA: I win? Oh, not again. Imagine that. Beginner's luck and all. One more? One more. Ahem. LI PONG'S UNCLE: Hey, like to buy girl? She can do many things. Not only cook and clean, but love, too. NATHAN: You can't sell that girl. LI PONG'S UNCLE: She my niece. I can do what I like with her. Hey, she very pretty, huh? KYLE: I'll give ya a dollar for the girl. NATHAN: Mister, you get the hell out of here. KYLE: Hey, boy! This is Central Pacific land. You got no authority. LI PONG'S UNCLE: $1.00. You can have her for $1.00. NATHAN: Wait. Hold it. Wait, wait. $2.00. KYLE: 3. NATHAN: Help me out here, Ezra. You see that man's eyes? He's trying to sell his niece so he can buy opium. EZRA: Whereas I find that shocking and most unfortunate, I am hardly a social reformer. NATHAN: Well, I ain't turnin' a blind eye to slave trade. $4.00. I got $4.00. LI PONG'S UNCLE: You like. She make you very happy. You buy. KYLE: 10. $10. NATHAN: I'm out of money. EZRA: No wonder, the way you spend it. NATHAN: You're gonna take those winnings, and you're gonna buy that girl out of her trouble. EZRA: Heh heh. That would be financially imprudent, Mr. Jackson. LI PONG'S UNCLE: You pay $10? More than $10? NATHAN: Wait, wait. You cough up that money, or else I'm gonna tell them where you're hidin' those extra dominoes. LI PONG'S UNCLE: Anybody pay more than $10? All right, you take. EZRA: $11. LI PONG'S UNCLE: $11. It's a deal. You buy. She's yours. KYLE: You're gonna regret you did that. EZRA: Oh, I already do. NATHAN: Mister, I done seen some low things in my life, but I ain't never seen nothin' like this. You're free to go. EZRA: You heard the man. Best be on your way now. NATHAN: You got someplace you can go? Huh? EZRA: Well, Mr. Jackson, you're now indebted to me for $7.00. CHRIS: People are scared. NATHAN: Well, they got good reason to be. They figure since they're not from here, they gotta take it. JD: Ain't much we can really do to help when none of 'em will speak to us. BUCK: I hate to say it, but we got enough trouble back in town. VIN: Yeah, but it don't feel right just ridin' away. [woman screams] JOSIAH: That's the man who came to town. WO CHIN: Papa? Papa? Papa? Papa! Papa. Papa. Papa. JOSIAH: Come on, son. RUPERT BROWNER: These senseless tragedies never get easier. Lord knows, this isn't the first accident we've seen, but I just kept hoping it'll be the last. NATHAN: I'm not so sure it was an accident. RUPERT BROWNER: What makes you say that? NATHAN: Well, those rails, they broke his back. But there were bruises on his face. It just don't add up. VIN: Hey, this don't look good. He was dragged down here by 2, maybe 3 men. RUPERT BROWNER: Well, gentlemen, if this is a murder, I will get to the bottom of it! CHRIS: You mind if we lend a hand? RUPERT BROWNER: On the contrary, my good man, I welcome the addition of intelligent life in this wasteland. [sighs] Lord. CHRIS: All right, we work in shifts. Vin, Josiah, stay with me. The rest of you come back to town. BUCK: Good evening, Inez. May I say that you're looking especially lovely this evening. INEZ: The usual, Senor? BUCK: Oh, yes, the usual. Thank you. Ahem. A toast. INEZ: A toast? BUCK: To your loveliness. JD: I'll drink to that. BUCK: No. No, no! No! Hey! JD: Say, Buck. Huh? What do you say you and I go for a little midnight dip in the pond? Hey, Buck, what do you say? It's kinda hot. Want to go for a swim in the pond? EZRA: Show yourself. Come on out of there. LI PONG: I hang your coat? EZRA: I-- I'd rather you just tell me what it is you're doing here. LI PONG: Folding your beautiful clothes for you. EZRA: Well, that's most gracious of you, but I distinctly recall setting you free, Miss, uh... LI PONG: My name Li Pong. May I take your coat now? EZRA: How on Earth did you find me? LI PONG: I ask where the man with the red coat lives. You sit here, please? EZRA: Uh, listen, uh, Li Pong, clearly, you don't understand. You don't have to be here. LI PONG: Yes, I do. EZRA: Now, look, darlin', uh, where I come from, a gentleman does not take advantage of a lady who feels obliged. LI PONG: Obliged? [knock on door] NATHAN: Ezra! Hey, that girl's been lookin'-- Oh, you keeping yourself a slave girl now, huh? EZRA: Sir, I take umbrage at that heinous accusation. I emancipated this girl. You saw it with your own eyes. NATHAN: And those same eyes are seeing this. EZRA: I will not sit here and be viciously maligned. NATHAN: I don't care what you do. I'm taking this girl with me. Come on, honey. Come on. LI PONG: Please let me stay. I have nowhere else to go. EZRA: Now, now, darlin', You don't have to go anywhere. You are quite welcome right here. Assuming a bedroll on the floor will suffice? LI PONG: Anyplace will do. Thank you. EZRA: All right now, calm down. As for you... I believe you owe me $7.00... and an apology. NATHAN: We'll see. JOSIAH: [speaking Chinese] WO CHIN: I don't need strength. I need lik, not lieu. JOSIAH: "Lik" is strength? Then "lieu" is... "Lieu" is urinating. Ha ha. You speak English pretty good. WO CHIN: Better than your Chinese. JOSIAH: Well, that ain't hard. Where'd you learn? WO CHIN: My father taught me. He said it would help us to become better Americans. Look what it did for him. JOSIAH: Your father wanted something better for you. WO CHIN: So now I am alone, with no family. That is better? JOSIAH: You know, there's an old Zen story about a man walking along a cliff and sees a tiger coming. He jumps over the cliff, hangs onto a root, looks down, sees another tiger, and the worse thing of all is there's a mouse munching on the root. Well, knowing he was gonna fall, looks over and he sees a wild strawberry growing nearby, takes a bite out of that strawberry, and it is the sweetest thing he's ever tasted. Now, what does that story say to you? Life is precious. WO CHIN: You want to teach me something? Teach me to use that gun. VIN: Josiah! Season One
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