12th March 2002 No such luck with Sir Les of Hong Kong, who is unfortunately never short of a few words. This time it's his namesake Sir Les of Ferdinand, Glenn Hoddle and Christian Ziege who come under Les' filthy microscope.. 11th March 2002 The game included everything you would expect from this fixture and a lot more, including handbag argy-bargy of the highest order and the sending off of a Chelsea player that will go down in the annals as one of the worst decisions in the history of mankind. Referee Andy D'Urso, who otherwise had a pretty good match, took it upon himself to introduce a new rule into the game by sending Graeme Le Saux off merely for attempting to evade an over-the-top tackle from well-known clogger Taricco that would almost certainly have broken Le Saux's leg. Anyone not concurring with my opinion after watching the countless replays from all angles on Sky TV A) wants their head examining; and B) their eyes testing. I shouldn't imagine that the thousands of Spurs fans who left the game after 55 minutes just because their team was losing 3-0 will agree with me, but then they wouldn't, would they ? The Chelsea fans out-performed their Tottenham counterparts even more comprehensively than their team did on the pitch, humiliating the sullen Spurs fans with taunts of "Hello, Hello, Tottenham are back !" amongst the more usual banter you get at Three Point Lane. Muppet Poyet came in for a fair bit of attention from the Chelsea fans, hardly surprising after the contemptuous way he treated them while trying to curry favour with the Spurs fans as he was substituted during that last encounter. "Poyet, we fucking hate Poyet" was sung to the same tune that only a few short months ago had very different words. If only we had known then what we know now, but at least we have the consolation of knowing for sure that Poyet will not profit from kicking Chelsea in the teeth, as not only will Tottenham not win any silverware this season, but there's an outside chance that they will also be relegated. As you sow, so shall you reap, Poyet. 7th March 2002 The memory of the terrible indignities I suffered at the hands of the school's juvenile delinquent Fulham fans, presumably for the crime of choosing Chelsea as my team, is seared forever across my brain, and may possibly provide an excuse for the bad things I have done since, although you will have to check with Dr Les on that one. Clive Newman, trainee psychopath and sadist, was chief honcho of the Fulham Juvenile Deliquent Crew, and was then, and undoubtedly still is, an arsehole of the highest order. I will still meet him any time, any place, and he can bring his fucking mummy for all I care. Go ahead and sue me, Newman, you child-molester. Fuck you, Fulham. We are the famous CFC and we don't give a fuck...(OK, that's enough bitterness - Ed) 6th March 2002 East Stand Correspondent Klaus also loved Di Matteo. He says: "Shell shocked by the news that Robbie wouldn't be back. I was in Zuerich when we lost against St Gallen, surrounded by 20,000 screaming Swiss muppets. I heard the bone crack... it wasn't pretty... Robbie will always have a place at CFC andin English football folklore: the fastest goal at Wembley and the last FA cup goal at the Twin Towers. It shouldn't be forgotten that Robbie was an Italian international when he came over to Chelsea at the height of his career, that he never moaned, whinged or whined, and above all that he never wnated to leave when he was struggling to get into the side. He'll always be a hero (and I am not talking some big sandwich).." February rants
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All Quiet On The Rottenham Front
As I suspected, not one single Rottenham fan has had the stomach to contact me to stick up for their club since we whacked them 4-0 at their place on Sunday. This is in marked contrast to the dozens of arseholes who suddenly decided that they were big Tottenham fans when they beat us for the first time in twelve years. Before that there was nothing either. Isn't that strange ? (No - they're fucking part-timers just like most of Man U's fans ! - Ed.)
Hello, Hello, Tottenham Are Back !
After the temorary abberation of six weeks ago, where the awful Tootenham somehow managed their first win over Chelsea in over twelve years, things return comfortingly to normal with the 4-0 demolition of Spurs at Three Point Lane in the quarter final of the FA Cup. The Chelsea that turn up have clearly decided that they want to win, and set about it with a fire and skill that makes Rottenham look average, which, of course, they are.
Cottagers Shafted
A superbly entertaining London derby between a big club and a bunch of bum-bandits from the wrong side of the tracks ends in a 3-2 victory for the big club. Recent converts to the Chelsea cause will wonder what I have against Fulham, but then they didn't have the misfortune to attend a notorious comprehensive school in Chelsea in 1970, did they ?
Tributes Pour In
How's it going ? It's been a bit boring lately, hasn't it ? No matter - Dr Les will soon relieve the tedium with his glowing tribute to Roberto Di Matteo.
