Q: Yeah I knew that, but where did you get it?
A: In gym class of grade 9, nobody knew my name. For some reason they thought I looked like a french guy one day, and supposedly "Phronk" sounds french, so that's what they called me. There has been some controversy as to who came up with the word.

Q: Can the word 'phronk' be used in any other forms?
A: Funny you ask, because the answer is yes. You can use it as a verb (ie: "Phronk phronks"), or as a curse (ie: "Phronk you!"), or as a compliment (ie: "Phronk you."), or as an adjective (ie: "That's phronkin' awesome!"), or as an adverb (ie: "Phronk phronks phronkilly").

Q: Ok...but what does it mean when you use it like that?
A: Whatever you want it to mean.

Q: How do you pronounce Phronk?
A: Like "Frank" but with a long 'o' instead of an 'a'.

Q: Hmmmm...phronk...I've heard that somewhere before...
A: It also happens to be the name of a character in the movie "Father of the Bride". That's not where my nickname came from though.

Q: What's ur real name? How old r u? Wanna have cybersex? Are you m or f?
A: Find out about the real me in the About Me section.

Q: How long did it take you to make your homepage?
A: About 5 minutes.

Q: Really?
A: No, not really.

Q: Why do you have a homepage?
A: I want to give something back to the web community who provided me with so many hours of good wholesome fun. On second thought, screw that, I just wanna boost my ego and make geeks love me.

Q: What is the signifigance of all the neutral faces on your page?
A: It's for effect. Doesn't it feel great to have hundreds of faces that are neither happy nor sad staring at you?

Q: Ummm...not really.
A: Yeah, well, bite me.

Q: How come there are barely any pictures on your homepage?
A: Content is what matters, and pictures don't count as content (unless it's a picture of writing...then it would be good content), and I would like to appeal to the kind of audience that doesn't mind reading a bit instead of just gawking at the pretty pictures.

Q: Enough about you, let's talk about me.
A: Let's not.

Q: Ya know, I'm sick of being the question guy. I never wanted to be a question guy. I've always wanted to be....a lumberjack!
A: Oh god...I can see what this is leading to...

Q: IIIIIIII'm a lumberjack and I'm Okaaay-
A: Shit, I'm outta here.