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DO YOU have a poor driving record? We can help! Check out our fine car insurance policy.

OR MAYBE you have accidentally burnt down your last three houses with an indoor barbecue party and no one else will cover you? Never fear: WE CAN HELP!

Is there a history of "accidental suicide" in your family and it just happens to figure that you are the next victim in line for it? We are sure that our life insurance policy will be sure to please you!

What if you were to accidentally leave your bathtub filling with water and leave to visit your cousin that's across the country and all of your house gets flooded? What to do? WE ARE HERE FOR YOU! Just check out the guidlines for our flooded fools insurance!

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