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ARTICLES

1. WHEN SUPERMODELS RULE THE WORLD - A SATIRE ON WHAT THE FASHION INDUSTRY HAS TO OFFER IN THE WAY OF ROLE MODELS. FUNNY AS SHIT (IF YOU FIND EXCREMENT HUMOUROUS)

2. HOW TO GET FREE MUSIC CD'S - AN EXAMINATION OF THE SOCIO ECONOMIC EFFECTS OF THE HAIRSTYLE OF BIN LADEN.... YEAH RIGHT. THE TITLE IS PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY.

3. 1984? I THOUGHT IT WAS 1997 - A QUICK COMPARISON BETWEEN ORWELL'S 1984 AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER'S 1997.

4. A FEW THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MARIJUANA - A COUPLE OF FACTS ON MARY WANNA.

4. GETTING HEARD - A COUPLE CHEAP, EFFECTIVE WAYS OF GETTING A MESSAGE ACROSS.

5. FUN WITH FONES - TIPS ON HAVING FUN WITH VARIOUS PARTS OF THE FONE SYSTEM (VOICE MAIL, PAYFONES, ETC...)

6. THE RIGHT TO PROTEST - DAISHOWA INC. IS TRYING TO MAKE ACTIVISM ILLEGAL. READ ABOUT THEIR RIDICULOUS CASE & SEE WHAT WE CAN ALL DO

7. DAISHOWA LOSES!! - THE FOLLOW-UP TO ARTICLE #6, THE STORY OF HOW DAISHOWA LOST &HOW DEMOCRACY PREVAILS

8. REVOLUTIONARY HEARTHROB #1 - A BIO ON PATTI HEARST - ONE OF THE CUTEST MEMBERS OF THE REVOLUTION

9. SUBURBAN PRISON - CONFESSIONS FROM A TEENAGE PRISONER OF SLOBURBIA.

10. COOL SHIT - MIND RAPE EDITOR'S LIST OF GENERALLY COOL SHIT

12. TALK SHOW TRUTHS - LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TALK SHOW INDUSTRY

13. THE SLACKER REVOLUTION - JOIN THE SLACKER REVOLUTION - A REVOLUTION OF LAZINESS AND CRITICISM.

15. BEYOND THE VISIONS OF BABYLON - WHAT EXISTS BEYOND THE WESTERN UTOPIA? new

16. TALES FROM THE CUBICLE - THE LIFE OF A WAGE SLAVE new

17. GUIDE TO HUMANITY - HOW TO LIVE AS A HUMAN BEING WITHOUT MAKING THE REST OF US new PUKE

18. IMAGINE A RESERVE - WHAT IF THE NATIVES BEAT THE HONKIES??? new

19. GOD'S DEAD N SHIT - GOD DOES NOT EXIST. ALLOW ME TO KICK THE BALLISTICS... new

20. WHITE TOWN - STORY OF HOW WHITE TOWN MAINTAINED SUPREMACY new

21. A LESSON IN SPEED READING - LETS TRY AND REBUILD OUR ATTENTION SPANS new

22. THE PLAN - THE INNER WORKINGS OF CONSUMER CULTURE new

22. INTERVIEW WITH SLYMENSTRA HYMEN - MINDRAPE STAFF GOES ONE ON ONE WITH GWARS WOMAN OF THE WHIP, SLYMENSTRA HYMEN new

rants

1.NO MORE CORPORATE MOLDS FOR ME - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE ARCHTYPES WHICH SOCIETY SAYS I'M SUPPOSED TO FALL INTO. I'M AN INDIVIDUAL - I DON'T FIT A FUCKING MOLD!!!

2. I MASTURBATE - YEAH I DO. SO DO YOU. LETS ALL DEAL WITH IT RIGHT NOW.

3.. PINCH OF SALT - A PINCH SALT JUST ISNT ENOUGH DISBELIEF NOWADAYS

4. WHAT DO I KNOW? - I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. WHY DO YOU LISTEN?

5. THE DIY ACHILLES HAS ONE BIG HEEL - THE FATAL FLAW IN THE TRAGEDY THAT IS THE INDIE WORLD (phhhhht).

6. ART FETISH? - RELATIVISM VS LOGIC...  new

7. I LOVE KURT VONNEGUT - AND NOT ONLY FOR HIS IMPRESSIVE CODPIECE!!! new

8. WILL THE REAL RELATIVIST PLEASE STAND UP - WHO CAN REALLY CLAIM RELATIVISM??? new

9. SAVING THE PEOPLE - TO THOSE WHO WANNA SAVE THE PEOPLE new

10. IF I WERE A WOMAN - I WOULD ASK THESE QUESTIONS new

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+ last updated Oct 6 1999 6:01pm while thinking of what to do with a year