***UPDATED
: March 18, 2000***
Death of the DoughBoy
The Top 10 Things Men Understand About Women
Things that sound dirty on Christmas, but aren't
Top 10 Signs of Net Addiction
Why E-Mail Is Better Than Sex
Ways to be Offensive at a Wedding
New State Mottos for 2000
Now I Know Why I'm So Tired
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in GOLF, but aren't
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in LAW, but aren't
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in ENGINEERING, but aren't
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in the OFFICE, but aren't
You Know You're Ghetto When....
Why it's good to be a man (D's note - yeah, right!)
The Santa-Claus Conspiracy
Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE.
I'm Glad I'm a Woman
30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! A LITTLE BOY'S LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE!
Barbie's Letter to Santa
Anatomy of the various chain letters
A mouse was spotted on Mars!!!
Making fruitcake (although *why* would you?), here's a great recipe!!
If you happen to drop by an insane asylum while carolling this year, learn the Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged first
Ode to a partier....
Ode to finals....
And the difference between college freshman and seniors is -
Essential Differences between High School and College
Rearrange and make 'em neat
And some possible slogans to promote National Condom Week
An official resignation from adulthood
News from the World of S.H.I.T.
Presenting the dumb tourists at Banff National Park
Reading the Classifieds is worth it sometimes
When 99.9% just might not cut it....
What NOT to say to the nice policeman
Age throughout a lifetime
From the Animaniacs, Dot's Poetry Corner!
Shakespeare by the Warners
The Animaniacs' Good Idea, Bad Idea
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Beer and buffalo....
Go for a ride!!!
Beware a new STD!!!!!!!!!!
Introducing the Eye Ticklers!
The movies are good 'cause here're Things You'd Never Know If It Wasn't For The Movies
Kitty's keeping secrets - read his cat diary
Annoy someone 34 times for free!
Famous Last Words you should avoid
Stupid-ass Warning Labels
Found a dollar bill? Ok, here're 22 things to do with it!
If you're ever bored, plaster your car with so many bumper stickers so you have no idea what the original color of your car is anymore
If you're a Yankee moving South, you might wanna read this first.....
Beware!!! Of the BAD pick-up lines!!!
God's got some dating rules. Read them lately?
What would happen if college students rewrote the Bible?
School isn't like prision.... no matter what you think.
Wanna finally have a room to yourself? Then use 100 Ways to Annoy Your Roomate
Ways To Get Rid of a Blind Date - a lotta help if your blind date has a short temper
Ways to Annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate (not to mention gross them out)
The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College, besides the boooring "sink or swim"
The New FDA Alcohol Warnings are for the better.... really!
Coming to a store near you - T-Shirts For Women Who take NO SHIT
This is in a guys' manual somewhere - Things Girls Think Guys Should Know
Sorry, nice guys. Yeah, you there. Here're 10 Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys
And for those who don't know how, 86 Rules For Being A Man
Just to be the party-pooper for a bit, 45 Reasons Not To Have Sex
Everyone needs excuses for missing work
So what if you're stuck home on Halloween's night. You can still have some Trick Or Treating Fun
What you can do when
you're going up... and down.... and up.... and down.... -
50
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
For every single day that you DO go to class, 50 Things To Do During a Boring Lecture
You can never be too sane... or insane with things that try your sanity
What if men really ruled the world? Nah, it's only a nightmare.
When you get bored of shopping, try 50 Fun Things To Do at a Mall
Why It's Great To Be A Girl - like we needed to tell you!
How to have fun on a boooring day at the office
Get through life with some rules.
The 90s are ending and chances are, most of us have had too much of it
If you ever get a letter from a hillbilly, this is what to expect.
If you think kids are bad, check out the excuses from parents
If you ever need
a job, and you have probs filling up the application, look at this one
example.
It should help!