Essential Awards
We award these people with a lump of doo doo wrapped in aluminum foil....

Category	Artist	Song / Movie	Picture	Reason
Weakest Link in a Group	Rampage	Any Track		Busta must have cramps from carrying his weak ass for so long
Spelling Bee Champion	Da Brat	Any Song		How many times you gonna spell your name? It's only 4 letters for Christ's sake.
Wackest Style Change	O.C.	Down 4 Whatever		All of a sudden he's rappin like he's a thug...  he needs to listen to his own track "Times up"
Player Hating Recepient of the Month	Puff Daddy	N/A		Fuck Him I would have paid $100 bucks to see Godzilla eat his ass
Weakest Verse of the Hour	Missy	Make it Hot feat: Mocha & Missy		Free mix tape to anybody who can fiigure what the fuck she said (yes it still applies) one word... BULLSHIT
Weakest New MC	Mocha	Any Cameo	N/A	She's a MC hand picked by Missy ...come on people
Weakest Single of the Minute (Hip-Hop)	Charlie Baltimore	Ice feat: Ma$e		She couldn't make hit record if she strapped a CD to Mike Tyson's boxing gloves...stop rappin Beyotch
Weakest Single of the Minute (R&B)	Tyrese	Nobody Else		Somebody mistook this fool for a voodoo doll...  what happeneds when you got water in your mouth
Weakest Album of the Hour	Canibus/Ras Kass	Can I Bus / Rassanation		Were they playing different beats in your headphones while you guys  were rappin'!?!  (Two of the illest lyricists of our time but get some fuckin producers)
Wackest Movie	n/a	Rush Hour		Watch the commercials and save your ass  8 bucks

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