Essential Awards
We award these people with a lump of doo doo wrapped in aluminum foil....


 



 
Category
Artist
Song / Movie
Picture
Reason
Weakest Link in a Group
Drag-On 
of
the
Ruff Ryders
Down Bottom
"Drag" your wack ass 
"on" to the freeway kid!
 Player Hating Recepient of the Month
Bill Clinton
N/A
This cat got his dicked sucked,  lied to a federal Jury, and he still gets off.  That goes with up there with O.J.
Weakest Comeback Single
Black Moon
Two Turntables and a Mic
I could have used a fisher price turntable and a tin can and come up with a doper track!
 Weakest Verse of the Hour
 Mr. Woods
 No Pigeons
 How you expect us to find this fool?
 Talk about ruining a track, at least stay on topic Dawg! Leave the MCing to the real MCs!
Weakest New MC
Juvenile
Ha
 Stop mumblin' mutahfucka! Who are you?  Mase?
Weakest Single of the Minute (Hip-Hop)
 Will Smith
 Wild Wild West
 Ahgggh...this song is wacker than "Boom Shake the Room"...Believe it or not!
Weakest Single of the Minute (R&B)
Blackstreet
Boyfriend/Girlfreind
Meet the garbage...
Weakest Album of the Hour
Naughty By Nature
Nineteen-Naughty Nine - 
Natures Fury
Listening to Treach & Vinnie rap for another album is a fun as Chinese water torture

 

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