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2. SELDOM-----MY COUSIN GAVE ME 2 TIX TO BULLETS GAME, SO I SELDOM.
3. STAIN-----MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME IF I WAS STAIN FOR DINNER AGAIN.
4. FORCLOSE-----IF I PAY CHILD SUPPORT THIS MONTH, THEN I HAVE NO MONEY FORCLOSE.
5. HONOR---AT THE RAPE TRIAL, THE JUDGE AXED MY BOY WHO BE HONOR FIRST.
6. FORTIFY-----I AXED THE HOE HOW MUCH, AND SHE SAID FORTIFY.
7. ISRAEL-----ALONSO TRIED TO SELL ME A ROLEX. I AXED IF IT WAS FAKE, AND HE SAID NO, ISRAEL.
8. RECTUM-----I HAD TWO CADILLACS, AND MY OLD LADY RECTUM BOTH.
9. TIMBUKTU-----THERE WERE THREE GIRLS IN THE WHOREHOUSE, I BUCKED ONE AND MY COUSIN TIMBUKTU!
10. HOTEL-----I GAVE THIS GIRL THE CRABS, AND THE HOTEL ERRYBODY.
11. ODYSSEY-----MY BOY SAID, YOU ODYSSEY THE TITS ON THAT HONEY.
12. INCOME-----I JUST GOT IN THE BED WITH DA HOE AND INCOME MY WIFE
13. DISAPPOINTMENT-----MY PAROLE OFFICER SAID IF I MISS DISAPPOINTMENT, I WILL GO BACK TO JAIL
14. GERMANY---MY BROTHER CAUGHT A GERMANY SPREAD IT!
15. DEFINITE---MY BROTHER IS DEFINITE DOESN'T HELP IF YOU YELL!
16. CATACOMB---DON KING WAS AT THE FIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT, MAN, SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CATACOMB.
17. UNDERMINE---THERE IS A FINE LOOKIN' HOE LIVIN' IN THE APARTMENT UNDERMINE.
18. TRIPOLI---I WAS GONNA BUY MY OLD LADY A BRA BUT I COULDN'T FINE NO TRIPOLI.
19. INCOME---I JUST GOT IN BED WIT DEE HOE AND INCOME MY WIFE.
20. BEFORE... TWO PLUS TWO BEFORE!
21. STATUE... I THOUGHTS I SEES LEROY, SO I SAYS, "LEROY, STATUE?"
22. DICTATE... AFTER I WAS DONE, I ASKED THE HO, IF MY DICTATE GOOD.
23. HONOR ROLL...We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, and man I was HONOR ROLL.
24. PLANET- I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
25. DISMAY- I went fo a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little.
26. OMELETTE- Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
27. STAIRWAY- When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space
28. KETCHUP - I ran from da cops en day coudn't KETCHUP wif me.
29. DEFENSE- I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
30. AFRO- I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
31. DOMINEERING- I got my girl a DOMINEERING fo her birfday.
32. KENYA- I needed change fo the subway, so I aks a stranger, KENYA spare some change?
33. DERANGE- DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
34.. DATA- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy."
35. COPULATE- I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE."
36. FASCINATE- My girl's shirt has 10 buttons, but she can only FASCINATE.
37. BEWARE- I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?"
38. DIMENSION- I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.
39. COATROOM- The judge said, "One more outburst like that, you'll be thrown out da COATROOM.
40. DECIDE- Besides my regular girl, I like to have a few
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EBONICS MATH LESSON------WHICH NUMBER BE BIGGER, A OR B? MAKE SHO YOU SHOW ALLS YOUR WORK.
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