All Time Essential HipHop Quotables
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"Why Should I PLAYA-HATE, When I'm Da One Dat PLAYAZ-HATE" - Mase
"I come correct 22 outfits and a mic check" - Cappadonna
The most long awaited since Jesus 1
Rakim
It's Been a Long Time
I'll cut your ass in half and leave you with a semicolon 2
Mos Def
Fortified Live
Like a freak on a elevator, I'm owe fuck you up 3
J-ro of tha Alkaholiks
Daam!
My sound's so outta sight, I got the blind people lookin'...my shit is so fat it be stretchin' my asshole 4
Mos Def
Fortified Live
I'll eat you like beef, but I'm a vegetarian. 5
Krs One
Freestyle
I'll burn out your eyeballs and leave a note in brail 6
Guru of Gangstarr
Brainstorm
I'm from the school of hard  knocks, way ahead of the class 7
Xzibit
Los Angeles Times
Like Short sleeves, I bare arms 8
Jay-Z
Brooklyn's Finest
I bust a nut inside ya eye, to show you where I cum from 9
Phife Dawg of 
A Tribe Called Quest
Scenario
I'm on some hi-tech shit computers wanna bite(byte)....if knowledge is the key, then Goddamn I'm the locksmith 10
Common
Sum shit I wrote
I leave crews fed up, like handicapped niggaz tryin' to get up. 11
A+
Beasts from the East
I'm like a black president, cause niggaz aint seein me 12
Mad Skillz
The Nod Factor
I've been rockin longer than niggaz twice my age, back in the days, before Bob Marley was rockin a fade. 13
Canibus
Beast from the East
I stand out like a nigga on hockey team, I got goals and I can like pop machine...if I was a michelin I wouldn't tire 14
Common
Watermelon
I roll two spliffs so I guess I'm double jointed 15
Skoob of Das Efx
Underground Rapper
I'm able (Abel) as Kane (Cain) to get Raw 16
Common
This is Me
When it comes to microphones I'm nicer than Samaritans 17
Lord Tariq
On the Mic
Even if I stuttered, I'd still Shh..Shh..Shit on you 18
Big Punisher
John Blaze
Money and blood don't mix, like two dicks with no bitch, find yourself in some serious shit. 19
The Notorious B.I.G. 
Ten Crack Commandments
I'm so bad I kick a sign language freestyle 20
Mad Skillz
Lick the Balls
I gets busy like telephones without call waiting 21
Canibus
Can-I-Buss
On your knees is the only way you rappers goin' blow 22
Queen Latifah
Name Callin' - Part II
I bring sweet misery like sugar cane mixed with history 23
Saukrates
Action
My squad hangout like 400 pounds in Brassieres 24
Redman
Total Co-operation
I got more black chicks betweeen my sheets than Essence 25
Jay-Z
Ain't No Nigga
On nights I perform like Mike, anyone Tyson, Jordan,  Jackson 26
The Notorious B.I.G.
Victory
You claim I'm on your dick, where's your witness? If I'm on your dick my name has got to be syphillis 27
Krs One
Bronx Tale
I'm on my own dick like I'm layin' on my stomach 28
AG of Showbiz & AG
 Spit
I come thrunderin' with the heat of two summers 29
Inspectah Deck
Tres Leches
I'm shooting the gift like Santa Claus with a Mac 10 30
Mike Boogie
8 iz Enuff
I'll fill a nigga with so much led, he'll use his dick as a pencil 31
Big L
Let em have it "L"
I'm like NBA Live '98, you like Double Dribble 32
Noreaga
Thugs-R-Us
With wings on your tongue, you still couldn't  say nothin fly....."should I get Kane to write rhymes for me to say?" You goddamn right you should, cause my rhymes are like spandex, they make any ass seem good. 33
Big Daddy Kane
How U Get a Record Deal?
Pulling ladies like hamstring 34
Ghostface Killa
Freek-N-You (Remix)
I pack so many niggas in the clubs, fire marshals got me on house arrest 35
Smoothe the Hustla
What Makes the World Go Round
Niggaz can't see me as if I was dressed in tints 36
Akinelye
In the World
Respect the architect as I begin to build 37
 Biz Markie
Nobody Beats the Biz
Dividing heads faster than nerds at a calculus convention 38
Rass  Kass
UNI-form
Travel across the world like telephone wires 39
RZA
Severe Punishment
I drink Listerine, brush my teeth with amphetamines, so I can keep shit fresh and say dope things in between 40
Rass Kass
Soul On Ice
Happy like a faggot with a bag a dicks 41
Grand Puba
Watch the Sound
You mad cause I tell how it is while you tell it how it might be. 42
Puff Daddy
Victory
My shit's mean like dictionaries 43
Chadio of Cru
The Illz
I part backs like a spine. 45
Cappadonna
Winter Warz
My style is rough like a first draft copy 46
J.A.M.M.
I Like Your Style
I take it back to before we knew each others name, run in the ultrasound and snatch your mothers frame, take it further back than back to lovers lane to the night you was thought of and cockblock ya fathers game! 47
Eminem
Freestyle from Wake Up Show!
Ya'll niggaz like extra skin, on my dick 48
 Noreaga
Banned From TV
Try to play superman ended up like Chris Reeves 49
Wais of Ranjhanz
Celebration
Yall Niggas Are Microsoft like Dos 50
Canibus
Freestyle
She said she love my necklace and started relaxin', that's what the fuck I call a chain reaction 51
Jay Z
Money Ain't a Thing
Into women like a gynecologist 52
Choclair
Northern Touch
Don't give a fuck like a nun, I takes no shit like constipation 53
J.A.M.M.
I Like Your style
You couldn't come (cum) close if you was standin' next to me 54
Choclair
What it Takes (Remix)
My style make you jump like House of Pain and Kris Kross playin Hop-Scotch 55
Ruck of Heltah Skeltah
Ultimate MC
Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in yo mother, so how you feel about havin another little brother? 56
Eminem
Freestyle
I speak in frequencies dogs would have trouble hearin 57
Canibus
DJ Clue freestyle
Yelling over others cats rhymes like they instrumentals 58
 Cage
One by one
I turn more styles than a subway 59
Channel Live 
Reprogram
I flip the script like a Dyslectic actor 60
Tahjay
Disseswedoit
I'm so Hip-Hop I bust a nut in Graffiti 61
Q-Tip
 Give Me
In the streets like yellow lines 62
Billy Danzenie
Downtown Swinga '98
To all u niggaz sayin my shit is sick, just imagine da 90% of my brain dat i ain't even used yet....I'll tear off your skin just to get on your nerves... 63
Canibus
Funkmaster Flex Freestyle
You cummin' up short like million midgets masturbating 64
Rass Kass
All or Nothing
I got hoes on my shelf like Home Depot 65
J-Ro of the Alkaholiks
 Let it Rain
Niggaz couldn't cum the fuck off with a vasectomy 66
Ras Kass
etc.
I lay in the cut like peroxide 67
Killah Priest
Fake Mcs
About his whereabouts I just wasn't convinced, so I kept feedin' her dollars til' shit started to make sense (cents) 68
Jay-Z
D'Evils
I impregnate the world when I cum thru your speakers 69
Jay-Z
It's Like That
I make moves like a man on ex-lax 70
DiamonD
I Went For Mine
So many niggaz on my nuts, I thought I lost my dick 71
Sauce Money
Reservoir Dogs
I'm 6'1 with a big ass gun, to handle it you need a waistline the size of Big Pun 72
Redman
Steppin' it Up
MC's run for cover when I kick it, they act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit 73
Canibus
Buckingham Palace
..Yelling over others cats rhymes like they instrumentals 74
Cage
On By One
...I know it's hard to keep faith and live ya life 
that's why most battle me as a form of suicide...
75
Legacy
Dominant Impression
 I don't have a fireplace but i'm gonna lay you on my bear-skin (bare)...  76
Choclair
Just a Second
Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in yo mother, so how you feel about havin another little brother? 77
Eminem
Freestyle
Niggaz bustin' and wastin' shots like masterbation 78
Rza
Daily Routine
Waitin' on mine like I'm the L.L. comeback 79
Rah Digga of Flipmode Squad
Run For Cover
Brothers wanna be L, sisters wanna see L, if I go to jail, you'll where shirts sayin' free L...If a bitch don't like me, she must like women 80
Big L
Size 'em Up
I drop the bomb like an one-armed wide reciever 81
Ras Kass
Conceited Bastard
Been sonin' niggaz so long I think I got a grandson 82
Big Punisher
Banned From T.V.
I rip shit like a rectum 83
D.J.Quintessence
Half Man Half Amazing
You couldn't sell two copies if you pressed a double album
84
Eminem
I Just Don't Give a Fuck
I keep a crowd goin' like a school yard fight
85
Rah Digga of Flipmode Squad
This is What Happens
So off the hook, Altlantic Bell had to go on strike 86
Redman
Allriteyall
I'll blow out your brains and won't leave you no reminder...I need a turtle neck to rock my chain and a pair of isotoners to rock my ring...I'm the man who supply, who supply, who supply you.  87
Beenie Siegel
Crew Love
Throw me in jail, I'll do a prison tour 88
Canibus
Freestyle
I get outta hand like I lost my arm 89
Keith Murray
D.J. Clue Freestyle
I clap the heads off to get the necklace 90
Canibus
D.J. Clue Freestyle
You coming (cumming) up short like a million midgets masterbating 91
Rass Kass
All or Nothing
I'll make you a laughing stock, I'll leave you so shook, I'll walk a half a block and still feel the after shock...In rhyme battles, you'll be dialing 9 just to get a line out...Your style is proposterus like and androgynous misogynist 92
Kweli of Black Star
Twice inna a Lifetime
I got you niggaz open like a bunch of wide recievers 93
Busta Rhymes
Abandon Ship
I play to win, y'all niggaz coming (cumming) to lose  94
Sauce Money
Reservoir Dogs
I'll cut your off arms at the shoulders and tell you to "hold on" 95
Big Punisher
Terror Squad
Y'all in the game, but you can't ball, like Chicago Centers 96
Jay-Z
Lobster & Scrimp
My lyrcial skills kill more ducks than oil spills 97
Tash of the Alkaholiks
Freestyle
I do hot shows , I only perform for burn victims 98
Mad Skills
For My Niggaz
With my sickamore style, more sicker than
yours....
99
 The Notorious B.I.G.
You're Nobody til' Somebody Kills You
Words hot, the sun shifts to see my mouth, that's why your lyrics are in drout 100
Crylin
A mic in the other
I spent so much money on chokin the endo, my weed supplier need to build a drive through window 101
Redman
DOGS
Flow cold, spit, turn molton lava frozen,...leave you assed out like a statue of a Roman... 102
Cryilin
Hit & Run
You couldn't flip shit if you was palying in the toilet with a spatula 103
Eminem
Open Mic
I send a verse in the mail like a death threat  104
Black Thought 
Without  a Doubt
The president's like me, he get head to, don't really wanna fuck, he just get hed too, stick a broom up ya butt, tell you go ahead boo... 105
Noreaga 
Fantastic 4
She ain't with it, call Tyrone to pack her shit 106
Redman
I Don't Care
I got beats like Rodney King  107
Casual 
That's How It Is (Remix)
Ask the brothers on the street, I hold it down for Californ', I wanna be the largest nigga, so you know it's all soul-survivin', on the mic' I move the crowd like Big Pun stage-divin' ....... -  108
Tash of the Alkaholiks 
Freestyle
You's a maytag nigga, you aint goin do shit  109
Prodigy of Mobb Deep
Nobody likes me 
I need a a stadium for in stores...
6 hammers, even though we only 3 deep
110
Memphis Bleek...
Bienie Siegel (Mac)
4-5-6
Your favorite rapper's favorite rapper 111
Sheik
Ryde or Die
I hope you aint tongue kissing your spouse, cause I be makin' love in her mouth 112
Jadakiss
Ryde or Die
M-E-M-P-H-I-S Bleek, no need to dress warm I brought plenty of heat 113
Memphis Bleek
Money Cash Hoes (Remix)

 

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