Jazzsoda: Or, if you do, we're pretty sure you're used to it by now. |
Jazzsoda: The King of all Losers has come to taunt Hip about his Loser Gallery not being complete. |
AgentQ: I can never love a woman, and it's all my mother's fault. Story at 10. |
Shifter: "Psst! Can I bum a ride?" |
Meriadoc: After hours of interrogation Tim grows tired of the Jawa's questions about the droid's whereabouts. |
Artanas: Jeff Crolene : Professional Alien Abductee |
Shifter: "I know, doc, I know. It's my problem, not her's. I just can't shake the idea that she's coming on to every guy we meet." |
Jazzsoda: Yeah, I place ads for air purifiers.When I'm not driving my wife back and forth to her undead support group meetings, that is. |
JOECROWTHER: "Was paid $315,000 in restitution by the Flow-Bee Corp." |
Jazzsoda: Dave's not here, man. |
Occupant: Strategically shaved gorilla |
JoeCrow: "I said he looked like a partially shaved gorilla & that's all I remember. Could you untie my body?" |
Hippie: Cookie Monster says... "ME LOVE COOKIES"! *Here, man, let me talk to him! |
JoeCrow: Yea he's a moron, but humor him, call him Wonder Boy |
keogh: "So I says to Bobby Fisher, I says, 'Sure, you could go for the win, but ya gotta go to yer car sooner or later.' Well, he hears them banjoes and figgers..." |
Shifter: "Honey? Want to come to bed?" "NO! Must stay up! Must watch Spice!" |
Shifter: "There, all better. Now, let's see if we can't get your arms to stay on this time." |
bosko: You gonna eat that dozen donughts there? |
two: Ted had trouble using the mouse because of his thumb sucking fetish |
JoeCrow: Note to self, next time get a horse with 4 legs |
kiLOwaTT: "You tried these cocktail weenies, they're really good...for cryin' out loud -- that was my index finger!" |
Hippie: Wow! Do you know how much pickled baloney I could buy with that money? *Again with the pickled baloney? *What? That's a lot of pickled baloney! |
keogh: At that point, the Northeast Sales and Marketing Rep hauled off and jackslapped her. Marge was confused; she had worn her friendly "Hi! I'm Marge!" badge... |
JoeCrow: Entertainment? Well usually I stick a pin in my ass for about an hour cause it feels good when I take it out |
JoeCrow: "Nurse Cratchet, when I said I needed a shot of demoral, I meant for the patient" |
bosko: Dear Diary, Today I cooked a meatloaf. It was so good! But why do I feel so silly doing this? well diary maybe it's just nerves |
JorGGirrrl: "That's right. pal. Look at the shirt. "High School." What, you thought only groceries came in generic? Our school colors were black and white." |