Artanas: "Flowers? For me? Well Mr. Richdale, I DO declare..." |
Artanas: "Um *burp* i think *burp* *fart* i gotta go to the *burp* bathroom *fart*" |
AgentQ: Wait, what are you doing? -- I just wanna... -- No, get out! -- But... -- No, you stand here! -- I just wanna... -- Would you just stand back there?! |
Hippie: Where the hell are you guys getting the idea this is all fake? |
Shifter: You idiot! You're supposed to BLOW, not SUCK! |
Shifter: "Hey, Robocop! Correct if I'm wrong, dude, but ain't you technically naked?" |
Shifter: She was once knocked senseless and never recovered. |
CaptainBS: No monday doesn't work for me, I'll be in court all day fighting that pedophilia charge. |
Jazzsoda: Grandpa, I thought we already went over this! The pool's in the back yard, that's just blue carpeting! |
Hippie: TheWouldn't-Want-to- Touch-'Em-ables. |
bosko: ever since I sent him to detention five years ago, I couldn't take my eyes off him |
Hippie: Paul kept with it and swore he'd never give up, but dammit, sad as it is, some of us just weren't cut out to be Eagle Scouts. |
JoeCrow: I wore a bathing cap until I was 24, why? |
Jazzsoda: "Eeeeh, what's up, doc?" Uh, please, the specials? "No, wait, wait, see if you can guess this next one..." |
Occupant: Rocky Rococo at your cervix. |
rogeemoto: We all have our crosses to bear. |
rogeemoto: Yellow!...It's just a little joke I use to answer my phone 'cause thats it's color ...see? |
bosko: I think my finger is over there somewhere? |
JOECROWTHERS: "Firt ya pu id on ya tug lie dis" |
rogeemoto: "The Scream"? Hmmm... I dont hear anything! |
bosko: Do you know that my mustache weighs 20lbs? |
two: she told me my name,my height,weight, address......hey, my wallet is missing! |
AgentQ: That's your picture in the paper? --- Yes, yes, I was voted Toadiest Man of theYear! |
Hippie: Goddammit, I haven't heard one original idea out of you people! Now, I convinced JM to hire 'em young, right out of school. You're gonna make me look stupid! |