Jazzsoda: Goddamn that was some good soup! Now for a workout! |
Artanas: Joe enjoys being hit by the Happy Hammer on an almost hourly basis... |
Occupant: Okay, putting his cellmate in a dress helped . . . a little. |
GuloGulo: As Laura mocks Dan's grotesquely overfilled colostomy bag, he takes out his knife and prepares to exact a foul revenge. |
keogh: Definitely Poppinfresh. It's the bowtie. Dead giveaway. Oh, Poppinfresh, you were always too proud! Why not say something, I coulda spared a coupla bucks! |
Artanas: "Some people call me a dummy, I call me thick-skinned, mmhmmm" |
Jazzsoda: "Arr, matey, I agree! We shall oxycute 'em!" |
Occupant: Stoic is my middle name. Actually, it's kinda dumb when you think about it. Tiffany Stoic Lipschitz. |
AgentQ: Ah, when old ladies get hit by trucks, ha ha. Let's go grab a beer and rape somebody. |
AgentQ: Dammit, you can file that report under Bullshit! I'm a mad cop! I don't play by the rules! And I always get my man! So where's my hooch? |
AgentQ: And then he wiped his ass with my beard! And I was screaming, saying "No! No!"...but he wouldn't listen. *sob* It took weeks to get the funk out. |
Hippie: Hello? 999-9999? Yes, I'm sorry to bother you, but I need help! My finger is stuck in the "9" button! |
AgentQ: "This calls for some divine intervention! I kick arse for the Lord!" |
Dibbley: Man, that's the last time I eat Taco Bell before a meeting. |
Anonamis: (With drawl/lisp) Hey miss, can ya spare a buck or two for an old (incoherince) |
Psyko: "What d'you mean, epidurals are JUST for special occasions? And what's this about not shooting them directly into the base of the neck?" |
Hippie: President and Biggest Stockholder (literally) in BeaverCorp. |
Hippie: Looks like Hippie cast that title of "Hopeless Loser" a little too soon! Along comes inflatable Ben Savage to compete! |
Occupant: I weigh 98 pounds. I'm just hollow! |
Hippie: The Members Only investigative team met Bill at the coffee shop and, after a few intensive interviews, he admitted he was NOT a member. |
GuloGulo: Engrossed by the latest People magazine, Ron doesn't even notice that he's being hog-tied and that ruffians are abusing his wife and stealing his possessions. |
Cerg: Real TV captured this stroke in progress |
HanoverF: Uh-oh, someones throwing a temper tantrum. |
Hippie: Looks like a bunch of punk kids put all their money together and bought Sci-Fi infomercial space for their prom night. |
KINGDINOSAUR: "I wanna soda." "Shhh. Just suckle, dear." "I don't wanna!" "You're only 5. You still need breast milk. Trust me. Mommy knows what's best." |
Hippie: Apparently, the kid from KingDinosaur's breast milk caption never did get weened off it. And he raised his son the same way. |
JoeCrow: Friggin' Dr.Seuss Breast Implants |
JoeCrow: the lines are your friends, stay in the lines |
keogh: "I got a few questions about the script." "Shoot." "First, am I 'old geezer' or 'badly dressed fat slob'?" |
Occupant: Professional Maynard G. Krebbs impersonator. |
Hippie: Mmm... Scooby snacks... I can still pitcher 'em! |
Seltaeb: "No! No! Don't say a word! If you can keep those gerbils in your mouth for another three hours, you've got yourself a world record!" |
GuloGulo: "Why, yes, I do believe that it's dangerous to equate the sign with the signified. I once confused the idea of a potato with a real potato and nearly starved." |
Hippie: Brad "jinxed" her three days ago and has yet to say her name. Just included her in the infomercial as a big joke. |
GuloGulo: "Bbbbpbpbpbpbbbbhbpbhbpbb I'm a big big bad aeroplane bbbbpbpbpbpbhbphb...." |
Jazzsoda: Never before has an Easter candy such as this held such earning potential. |
Occupant: Betty likes to imagine she's the moon. "I'm waxing! I'm waxing!" |
Occupant: Me not stooopid. Me think goodly. |
Hippie: This 10th planet in our solar system, for now called Mr. Bielitzshi, was not seen all this time because he was tanked out behind Jupiter. |