Kamui And Subaru Naked With Chocolate Sauce

Or, Why Our Favorite Uber-Bishounen Should Abandon Their Obsessions with Evil People and Run Off Together to Barbados*

[Requires familiarity with pretty much all of TB and X up to current issues of Asuka.]

Okay, let's face it. After Tokyo Babylon, Subaru deserves a break. And ever since the heads started rolling in X, Kamui has had a pretty rough time of it, too. Of course, the parallels between these two have been ragingly obvious from the start, so I don't think I need to list them here. The boys have certainly gravitated towards one another. The question is, just what is CLAMP intending by having them bond so cutely over their respective tragedies?

I was ready to let most of it slide as gratuitous eye-candy and service to slobbering fangirls, until what I refer to as the "tying the tie" scene in Vol. 14. For those who haven't seen it, a brief summary: after recovering from his most recent wounds, Kamui starts to get ready to go back to school, but still has a bit of trouble putting on his uniform tie. Subaru, who has apparently been hovering close by for most of the time since he was injured, steps up to do it for him. And then we have the tying the tie picture, which crackles with more sexual tension than your average shippy episode of the X-Files. (Ki no sei ja nai yo.) (My goodness, Subaru, was it really necessary to stand quite THAT close?)

So now I've decided that CLAMP has gleefully set out to torture their audience, much as they torture their characters. The repeated cute, heart-wrenching scenes are going beyond fanservice, and I'm seriously wondering what they've got up their collective sleeve.

Let's look at Touching Bedside Scene #2, the one where Kamui wakes up to find Subaru with him. (Touching Bedside Scene #1 takes place in the hospital, after Subaru gets his eye poked out.) The first time I read it, I thought it was cute, and not much else, but after the tying the tie scene, I was prompted to go back and re-examine, ignoring the dialogue and paying close attention to the pictures. It was then that I noticed that their hands are all over each other, and that Subaru's actually sitting ON the bed. Most significantly, watch what he does when the other Dragons come charging into the room: he jumps up and backs away several feet. Now why would he have done that if he had nothing to be embarrassed about, hmmmmm?

Interestingly, Kamui has a habit of "reminding" Subaru about where his obsession is supposed to lie. More than once, right in the middle of their cute bonding moments, he'll say something like "But the only person who can make Subaru happy is that Sakurazukamori." The most recent time he did it (during Touching Bedside Scene #2,) Subaru looked distinctly surprised. Now, how to interpret that expression? We know he's not surprised at Kamui being understanding of his situation, since he himself revealed it to Kamui in order to draw Kamui out of his trauma after Kotori's death. I'd like to think that for a little while, in the midst of worrying about Kamui and focusing his attention on that, to say nothing of the hand-holding, Subaru had actually forgotten his own misery for a while, and even forgotten the person who caused it.

And then there's all the Seishirou-Fuuma business going on, which seems difficult to classify as anything other than flirting. (An eating tour of Tokyo? And it was Fuuma's idea! Wasn't Sei-chan always trying to fatten up Subaru back in TB by taking him out? He ought to be grateful for a date with somebody who truly appreciates food.) If the tortured but pure-hearted good guys are meant for each other, maybe the boys on the dark side ought to hook up, too. They'll have fun trying to out-evil one another, with no need for pretense whatsoever. I'd say that Sei-chan certainly seems intrigued by the idea of somebody who's just as enthusiastically evil (and just as polite) as he is. We all know that opposites attract, but how often do polar relationships last? Common ground, my friends, it's all about common ground.

Now, I love TB, and I'm as much a Subaru-Seishirou fan as anybody. I agree with the esteemed Nat-san that their relationship is almost mythic in proportion. Being an optimist, my hope is that by bringing the two of them back in X, CLAMP is going to give them a chance to come to some more satisfactory sort of resolution than the end of TB did. However, looking ahead, I just can't see Sei-chan getting any less evil, and I can't really see a space (like the one Nat-san has envisioned so beautifully in "Sakura and Snow") in which the two of them will be able to meet on level footing and begin to work things out. That said, I also can't swallow the idea that CLAMP intends nothing for Subaru but torment and more torment, followed by a painful death.

If, however, Subaru had to be destroyed in TB so that he could understand Kamui better than anyone else, and so that the two of them could find refuge in one another, then bring out the hot fudge and whipped cream.

*Barbados has no particular significance; it is merely my standard destination for proposed romantic getaways.

 
Translations:
Vol. 11 side story: Subaru Sumeragi

Asuka Translations:
October 2000
November 2000
December 2000 | romaji version

Editorials:
Kamui and Subaru Naked
With Chocolate Sauce

Psychic Predictions

See "Hoka no koto" in Pochi for further X-related musings.


 
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