OVENREADY DOES THE CONCH REPUBLIC

 

2001-2002 Edition

 

 

 

... a Rubber Chicken vacations in the Florida Keys with an old retired fart who's just campin' and fishun' .........the Rubber Chicken (OvenReady) has fun anyway.

 

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Gary Beesley PhA(ADSP)......................................PhotoArtist (And Damn Strange Person)

 

 

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 Its no easy task fitting a Rubber Chicken into a life preserver! OvenReady really liked the color.... does that make him a "Summer "or an "Autum"?

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 Rubber Chickens smell pretty bad when they are wet. OvenReady is hanging out to dry......and get rid of that"fowl" smell.

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 OvenReady gets tired of watching me try to catch fish. So far I've Not used a Rubber Chicken as bait.

 

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 The Overseas Highway, aka US1, ends in Key West. That required a photo be taken ......I wonder if Lewis and Clarke did lame things like that during their journey?

 

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 Although its hard to read, I can tell you that the hammerhead shark was indeed wearing an "OvenReady ON TOUR" cap.

 

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 You can't tell me that Rubber Chickens don't have a sentimental side. He started singing.... wish he had'nt!

 

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 "Y'all don't look like a sea worthy parrot to me!" OvenReady took no offense to the wise crack; he thought the guy was from the car wash.

 

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  Rubber Chickens are safe in some resort areas. OvenReady knew he was in good hands as he visited The Chicken Store! www.thechickenstore.com

 

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 While at Key West (...and Not Fishin') OvenReady wanted to see some chicks. He doesn't appreciate my humor.

 

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 I can't tell if OvenReady's approach is effective.

 

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 Two chicks were listening intently to OvenReady; the old hen was having her ears bent.

 

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 Gawd its fun being a fisherman. You would be amazed at how many people believe me when I start telling about catching fish and Rubber Chickens!

 

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 Talk about controversy regarding animal testing! I couldn't get OvenReady to find out the answer! I lost sleep over not knowing!

 

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 Whelp, Is there or is there not a Sanity Clause?

 

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 Didn't, in history, someone say something about having your chicken on a platter? .......well then, how about in Poetry?

 

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"Helmet?, I don't need no stinkin' helmet"

 

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 "Helmet?, I don't need no stinkin' helmet" said OvenReady. By his posture you can assume that he said that as he applied the front brake before the rear.

 

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 If someone tells you that chickens don't fly, remember that you saw it here!

 

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 Many tourists play golf on vacation. OvenReady was concerned over some of the terms used in golf, such as Eagle, Birdie and whatever.

 

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 After viewing these critters awhile, OvenReady offered them his daily dose of Prozac.

 

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 OvenReady had great concern as I shot this picture. He was worried about getting warts.

 

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 We camped the entire time, OvenReady showed concern over the raccoon tracks on the bumper.

 

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 Every time I couldn't find my rubber chicken I knew that he would be looking something up. He's going to really love using the Internet!

 

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 OvenReady riding Marilyn's skirt. Rubber chickens can fly when properly motivated!

 

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I know why the chef said it would taste just like chicken!

 

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 OvenReady considers himself a cultured person. Here he is keepin' abreast of traditional tropical dancing.

 

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 OvenReady, ........is he really a Chicken Of The Sea?

 

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 Rubber Chickens as heroes... he kept the grabby guy busy and gave Marilyn a chance to run.

 

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 Whelp, now you know what color OvenReady's parachutte really is..... Does that make him an "Autum"or a "Summer"!

 

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 ©2002, Gary Beesley  ©2002 Gary Beesley, PhA (ADSP)

 

 

2001 Images

 

 Ya,Ya Ya...Sunshine State. They know how to attract Snow-Birds .....and rubber chickens! ....Got Snow???

 

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 Only in the Florida Keys does one find the oddity called "Chick Under Glass"

 

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 This Is OvenReady's friend, Tifany. My rubber chicken feels she's hot. The 25 watt bulb could be the cause. She's still bright!

 

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The rubber chicken shot this. Our campsite often has visitors in persuit of chicken.

 

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Captain Dave's Weather Indicator...OvenReady is showing he's not for fowl (...ouch!) weather.

 

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 Rubber Chickens appreciate Harley's with appropriate paint jobs!

 

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As nice as Rubber Chickens are, one must remember that they can still be a Dirty Bird!

 

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 In Key West not all cats attack birds. The chickens cross roads without ANY reason! Strange Town!

 

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K-Mart, in Marathon, has a giant mural. The rubber chicken's on a cart in the middle of the row.

 

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 At our campsite we post signs and put Tifany on guard duty. This laugh usually ends as soon as a Park Ranger sees it. ........can't put anything in the state park trees.

 

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 Rubber chickens appreciate fresh fish dinner. This is why OvenReady loves camping.

 

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 Forget Waldo, ......Where's OvenReady?

 

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 Ther's a joke about doing paperwork, But OvenReady has a concern over the tissue being so far away.

 

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 If you fish for Big Fish, ya gotta have a Big Hook!

 

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 Just laying back and relaxing at the campsite.

 

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Whelp, That's it for the 2001 and 2002 Edition of

OVENREADY DOES THE CONCH REPUBLIC


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