Charity: Hello mighty council! A sub who can teach better than the actual teacher. Amazing!
I say we keep her, how 'bout you?

Tessa: Most definitely. I like her. So, who's on the discussion list today?

Charity: Hmmm... *long pause, look of pain on face* Should we talk about the Order of the Phoenix? What do you think it is?

Damian: *rolls eyes* There she goes with the confusing statements again! *still rolls eyes*

Charity: Hey, I'd like to see you write like I can. Anyway....

Tessa: lol. hm... I think I'll listen to math today, actually. Let's write when Warren is back.

Damian: Yeah. *jumps in excitement singing 'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead'*

Charity: *joins in song* Ding dong the wicked witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!

Damian: Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

Charity: Hi ho the derry-o!
Sing it high
Sing it low.
Let them know the wicked witch is dead!
*pauses, eyes a-glow with mischief* That was invigorating. The sad thing is that the wicked witch really isn't dead. *sighs, eyes going dull*

Tessa: Too bad he isn't dead. I wonder if your immune system builds up a resistance against rat poison... hmmm...

Damian: I've just gone through a tour of the digestive system. Have sympathy.

Tessa: *questioning look*

Gwen: *glare*