Charity: Hello Council of BtB! We sure do take up a lot of space! *looks around at the 5 people crammed into a row where only three people fit well*
So- what are we going to talk about...? And Damian no sladh!

Damian: How about Tessa's fave- Oliver Wood?

Tessa: But we don't know anything about him- I'm only a Quidditch fan for Olvier. *wink* And I'm only rejecting the ideafor you guy's sake. *tries to not mention how much she wants Oliver*

Charity: I say we need to discuss Cho Chang. I need something 'bout her so I can add it to the analyses.

Damian: Fine, but I get to start. First I believe that Cho is doome to be the next headmaster of Hogwarts.

Charity: Why?

Damian: Because she's Harry's crush so because he's the most popular she's doomed to be headmaster.

Tessa: *scowls* Charity- you know how much I hate Cho. Do you two really want to get me started?

Zoe: I don't want to get Tess started, I say we talk about Oliver.

Tessa: Thank you. Even though Oliver's boring. *starts day dreaming*

Damian: Hummmmm? *slaps Tessa on face*

Tessa: *screams and slaps back*

Damian: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Cho and Oliver! Perfect! *Tessa scowls* <-- Tess: You got the right...

Charity: This isn't helping me people! *look of disgust on face* Yes, Tess, I know you hate Cho. That's good. Give me reasons it is this way. That will help me analyze her character.

Damian: Tessa will just swear her out. I don't know how that's going to help Charity...

Tessa: *grrr* So basically, you want a Ravenclaw's opinion on little Miss Perfect? *scowl*

Charity: Now, why do you think she's perfect? Tell me your pain. *brings out notebook and spectacles*

Tessa: *backs away* She's getting into psychiatrist mode.

Damian: Now Tessa you just have to accept the fact that Cho is prettier and smarter than you. This is coming from a guy so don't get too hissy because someone's better than you! *can't spell... needs help*

Tessa: THAT'S SO MEAN *is very offended*

Charity: You know, we are the reason why you are who you are today. Without us, it's third grade all over again.

Damian: I'm much smarter now. *Tessa: cough* Don't refer to my past or you will be haunted by my ghost! *in tears* Well, *sob* I think Cho is a *beep* So now I becieve that she will wed *sob* Voldemort! Wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *evil laugh*

Tessa: You're creatin a worse fate for her than me!

Damian: I know. *evil laugh*

Charity: Let's calm down...

Damian: Never! *evil laugh*

Charity: Enough evil laughing, cause your plots aren't that evil. I can think up of worse. *eyes light up with mischief*

Damian: No No No No No! Fight off the evil Charity!
You better not get me started or else!

Charity: NO SLASH!!!

Damian: I won't talk unless you urge me too.

Tessa: You people are sick. SICK. Yes, Charity, ward off the evil. Get out of Fred & George mode.

Damian: Can't think... Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye.
*tragedy has happened tears in the eyes of Tess and Charity* What have we done? I feel like a donkey!

Tessa: Ok... I is very confused...

Damian: DEATH HAS HAPPENED!

Charity: I think we need to chill out... I'm becoming frightened..

Tessa: I think we need professional help.