DIY Explore In Hatyai

Report written by icebugs in WSG forum on July 2006

Ok, lets start my little sharing on the Hat YAi trip !

we drive fr KL 4am in the morning (Jluly 19) and reach Alor Star around 7am. Along the road its very HAZZY , i know this should be the INDON pasal again. We reach Bt Kayu Hitam at 8am. Well, We decided to take a Taxi cross the boder and came a Malay guy, he quoted us RM40, plus tol and +++++ , its arounf RM47. With the info get from forum, its should be around that and we are ok with it. The Abang driver is very nice, we chat with him (He speak Malay) and the journey is excited cos we r about to reach the DREAM LAND.
(one thing i am curious is , Danok look very old and not so attractive and why its like so popular now a day?)

We have a short snap in the Cap and FINALLY we reach the LAND. The taxi drop us in his OFFICE, come a UNCLE call Ah Lek , he came and approach us with a pure CANTONESE. We change our $$$ there and we also book the hotel there. As LEE GARDEN PLAZA HOTEL hv receive such a good review, we decide to try it out. T1060B per nite include Breakfast. The Ah Lek also approach us for GALs, he say he got many contacts and i told him i got many too. (hehehe ) He follow us to the Hotel and check in for us, when we go up to the room, there are still in cleanning, need an hour, so Ah Lek approach us to follow him to look look see see GAL. Than we decide to go with him and he bring us in a Tuk Tuk, a 5 mins travel, we reach a road with few farm over. He bring us to one of them . We go in and there come 2 cantonese speaking guy, they show us all their gals, hmmm ............ to be frank, its not alll beautiful but it consider ok. 3 of us choosen ours, and we ask them to reach at 12pm as we want to hang out a while and eat something. the price is T2000B , one of my fren choosen a T2500B. Of cos , fr the forum itself, i know the Ah Lek will got commision and we will be charge over by bringing by the Ah Lek, but to be FRANK, without him, the 1st time to Hat Yai, I really dun dare to go without any lead.

We go eat MCD at Plaza Lee Garden as we wanna try the PoLK Burger. The Cute thing is , we cant find a NORMAL Chilli sos there. After all , 12pm, the 3 gals came. We went in to our individual room and start our business. hehe. I will said, beside mine, 2 of my fren getting something good. 3/5 overalll. The only complain of mine is that after she took of the make up, she doesn't look like her. And MOST i dunt like is, she is not THAI. She speak mandarin. After the business, i told her we will hv our own plan and no need escott and she ask me what time i want her to come back, i told her around 12am Thai hour. She took 100B fr me said for her lunch.

We than hv a rest and go for a Thai Massage in the hotel. 3 of us in the same room and we really hv a good time inside as the 3 massure are young and beautiful , and they can accept my fren humour and we really laugh like hell inside. 1 1/2 hr massage T250B and we paid T100B tips as i read b4 in the forum. Than we go for some shopping at Plaza Lee Garden.

We call ah Lek for the Pre arrange Ah Gua show (at HanZa Plaza) and TIGER show at Merlin Hotel. The tuk tuk wait for us at downstair, Ah Lek bring us into the Hanza Plaza, and he said afer finish, he will pick us up and go to the TIGER Show. B4 the show start, we are provide a simple Dinner. hmm .... a normal food lor. the show start 7.30pm and finish 8.30pm. Hmm ...... for me, i will say quite boring. There are some funny thing happen to me. I went to toilet, and while i am peeing, someone stand behind me and put a hot tower to me and start massage me, one one neck one on leg. I say no ................ no,,,,,,,,,,, they still continue, than they ask tip from me. I find my pocket and SHIT, thats no small note. I took out a T100B and gv away and i came out and told my fren, they laught like hell and i finally notice T100B is RM10 and not RM1 . I hv confuse !!!!! After the show , the Ah Gua and the dancer all stand at the staircase there , ACT like thanks to u and wanna shake ur hand, once u offer to shake, they will hold ur hand and keep asking for $$$$$ tips. not 1, not 2 ........... all of them want it ! I took out my wallet and check, the guy wanna pulll out my T500B and i am so angry and i shout at him and keep back and i walk away , my fren kena ROB T140B.

The Tuk tuk is waitting and he fetch us to Merlin Hotel and we went in for TIGER SHOW. I hv watch b4 in Bangkok, i refuse to see but my fren havent seen seen yet and he insist wanna see. We accompany him and the show start at 9pm. A lot of Malaysian audience inside, i will say Gals and guy 50% : 50%. A lof of younf couple coming together. There are 6 gals came out for a dance with Thai costume. 1 ugly, 2 beautiful and 3 ok. I told my fren, how i wish is the 2 beautiful gal showing. The show begin with the LIVE INTERCOUST show and the perfomance done by the UGLY lady. Yarkkksss ....... the whole environment very embaress as lot of ladys dont dare to see and some laugh and warn by the security there. Than follow by some dancing ..................... than a gal came approcah me to by a flowwer ring to the performance. I smile and reject. Than i change my place, i sit between my fren, hope to get their protect. Well, the 4th dancer, a beautiful young lady, White skin, she came down and dance and "touch" my fren and my fren is force to by the ring cost T200B. We tot we r safe, the next dance, the 2nd BEAUTIFUL LADY , she did a good sexy dance and she came over to my fren again, my fren stand up and go away and the gal target me. With no any delay, I by the Flower ring to her and she rubb my face with her breast. (What i embaress is the sport light all turn to me, everybody look at me ) And i point my fren and she understand and go to KACAU my fren. Hahahaha ! We all lost T200B. After that, the lady came down, she wear back her normal shirt and came and wish TQ politely and sit down hv a chat with us. She is REALLLLL Beautiful and I really fall to her. we speak Hockkien, she said the show end 10.30pm and they finish at 11pm. her name is "NOON" I really really regret that I NEVER ASK HER , "R u available for booking?" Another gal came and ask me for a tips, she said she is the one who ask noon came. Noo than chase her away and came another gal ask me to spend her a beer, although noon say no need, but i buy her too. The gal told me bill T175B I pay T1000B. But Noon go and collect the bill back and she return back T900B , means , is cheaper. SADLY i left the place and i already lost interest in the gal i booked afternoon cos my interest is on NOON. Anyhow, we saw ah Lek downstairs and he took us to tuk tuk and sent us back. He ask us, hows the arrangement for tomoroow, we said we dunno yet, anything will gv him a call.

While, back to Hotel around 11pm. take a rest and bath, suddently my phone rang, my booking gal called me and ask me can she rest at home ? She say she not comfortable lah, very late liao lah, she is not thai lah, police lah .......... i told her, ok. U just no need to come ! Cos i really Fedap liao. anyhow, i really hv no mood to her liao ! Than at around 1am, she called and told me she reach. I ask her why suddently turn up ? She say latter i go and complaint .......lah with all her unhappy impression. I took 5 min to understand, she might know this tru her fren who are accompanying my fren. I am very unhappy and dunno why i am still so stupid, I pay her T200B and ask her to go ! She didn't talk to me and dindnt care at all. She pick up the money , left happily ! I expect to sleep alone that nite but understand that my fren are asking her gal to go back, so i apporach the gal to accompany me and she agree. She is ok, very soft, look ok, but know very little engligh. Hard to communicate. After the bath, she sleep in with me and she told me she had sick. I was a bit unhappy why she said this again. But when i touch on her neck and forehead, its really hot and warm. Hmm .......... I lost my mood , i let her sleep. The next morning 6.30am. when i open my eye, i saw her sitting beside me, waitting for my awake and ask me, can she left ? I say ok and i gv her T400B. Dunno why, just Pity her. (may be i am wrong , but just go acording to my feeling lor) Than I continue sleeping again.

After the gal leaving, I continue my sleep and around 9am Thai hr, Ah Lek call me up and he ask why am I still sleeping ? I should not waste time sleeping in Hat Yai , hehe ….. I told him we are here to relax not to rush. He ask me what is our plan today and I told him I will call him later.

Weak up around 11am and after taking bath and review the nite with my frens (haha….) around 12pm we decided to try out the food at SKY KITCHEN 33rd floor at Lee Garden plaza and surprisingly, the price is very reasonable as u can eat all u can by just paying T129B. The environment is good, have a good view on Hat Yai City and have serve Chinese and Thai Food. The Roasted Duck and Tom Yam is good . Well, we spend around 1 hour there and we back to our room to plan our next journey. Around 2pm we decided to explore the FAMOURS Parlor Pink Lady . Just located beside Lee Garden Plaza and b4 we went up, there is a saloon approaching us for Facial, massage and gal. We doesn’t border and walk up to the PL. A big “fish bowl” with around 20 gals. The captain is very frenly and he explain the price and service include to us and doesn’t pushy. We ordered a jug of beer T280B and we sit there “watch” slowly. Well, during the moment, not more choice at doesn’t catch our eye, we left without any complain by the captain and we than decided to walk through the street. We spend 2 hours look look see see at the street and what attract me is the “Air Gun” . Damm nice but unfortunately, we are not able to own in Malaysia ! Well, we stop to hv Bird nest at a shop . A bird nest Longan cost T150B and we hv some light food. Well, that’s something I dun understand. My fren is a Coke Collector as he like to collect fr different country. He saw the bottle is nice and he bought 2 bottle wanna bring back but the “boss” doesn’t allow. He say we are not allow to bring the bottle away. ?????? Why ya ??? Is it the rules at Thai ?

Around 4.30pm, My frens call up the masseur fr Lee Garden Hotel for a Thai Massage again but not for me as I not really enjoy the Thai Massage. Well, a get a short snap . Around 6pm, my fren call me and he said he is done. Guess what ? The gal gv her some extra service. Hahahaha ! (Pls becareful, this is between u and the masseur , not everyone there provide.) We than take bath again and prepare for our dinner. We called up Ah Lek again to invite him along for dinner. Why We do that ? 1. Because we quite satisfy his service and he is quite responsible as at least he appear everywhere we go and arrange for us until we go in. Of cos we know he got commission (Eg. Tiger Show T250B, he charge T350B) 2. He is 68 yrs old but he is quite energetic and funny. 3. He arrange all the transport without charging us the tuk tuk. 4. We feel more safe with someone who speak Thai. As my fren recommend, we been to Thai Lay tai Seafood Restaurant but there dun have Polk Leg as my fren insist to TRY, we than change to Hong Yolk Restaurant. A beautiful Chinese restaurant and I think its quite high class. With more than 10 female singer sing some Chinese, thai, hockkien song. Food not bad but doesn’t felt any special as we only ordered Polk leg, Tom Yam and Vege. Cost T1250B.

After dinner, I ask Ah Lek, whats happening ? As I know from the forum, Water Bar, Kiss Channel , Paragon is not bad places to hang out and Ah Lek tolk us Water Bar was closed, Paragon is a local Disco but always hv fight. Kiss Channel is not bad. ( just Assume he got commission, whatever lah, we dun care) We go there and the environment is GOOD. Well, the Band was play by few HANDSOME thai young boy. And more than 3 band I think. The dancer was sexy . We open a bottle whiskhy SWING where in KL Disco cost RM4xx and there only T1600B. Dammm cheap. While we are waiting and hunting, there come 2 ladys talk to Ah Lek. They are so sweet and cute. I was so impress and ask Ah Lek. He told me he know the gal personally cos his wife was the one washing cloth for them. And ah lek told me they are from See Kim Yong. I ask ah Lek why never bring me to See Kin Yong and he only laugh ! Bludddddyyyy heeellllll , cos the gal was booked and she came with her “darling”. 10 mins later, she bring another gal along to introduce to Ah Lek. The gal look like 18 or 19, white skin. Small size, Chinese look. She was new around 5 days on work fr Chaing Mai. What The ………. Also being booked . The whole Kiss Channel was full of couple beside 3 of us (lonely ranger) and a 68yr old ah pek. No gals came and approach as we thought it will. Luckily the performance really entertaining and the “Swing” was good. We finish the whole bottle and bill came T2100B. Wat the ………. The mixer (Coke) was charge T100B 1 bottle.

Came out at 1am and we were so high. We ask Ah Lek where to find gals ? He than bring us to a farm . The pimp was a Singaporean speak Cantonese. Three of us chosen ours and we et back to Hotel. As during the picking session, I was high and never notice my gal was “breastless” . Shit ! She bath me, than we hv a round an d she gv me a 30 mins Thai Massage. Not bad, she really know how to massage. After that, she hold my didi again and want another round. I told her I can’t and she keep “servicing” me and finaly I try another round but I really cant and lost “stim” as she really hv NO breast and I feel a bit uncomfortable. Hehe ! I than told her I hv enough and I let her go back. My frens had got a 19 yrs old Bangkok gal. She is cute and pretty. From 3pm – 6pm, she able to “force” my fren for 3 shot ! Wow ……… as my fren review, she is GOOD !

I slept after she left till 8am as we hv booked for praying at the hill. B4 that, Ah Lek bring us to a small dim sum stall, quite nice and 4 person only T170B. The praying place is a nice place and for Buddhist must visit. We back to hotel at 11am and we ask the taxi to bring us back to Danok Custom at 12.15pm. I think Ah Lek also make a mistake. He told us no need to pay for the taxi and just gv him the receipt. He say we hv paid. But the receipt is written Bkt Kayu Hitam to Hat Yai and we only pay RM50 for that. Dunno lah ??? Whatever lah. Anyhow, with the BLUE BLUE MOOD , we left this lovely city .

Well, reach Danok around 3pm KL hr. The custom was jamm and we notice MANY Malaysia Car caming in. One thing really curious was, I saw Danok was really old and small town, why now a day its sound so happening ? hmm ! Back to KL around 8 pm as we been to Tambun for seafood. That’s end of our Holiday !

Some Comments:

1. Hotel : Lee Garden Plaza : ok lah, but next time might try others as its bit expensive and not really hv that class.
2. Girls : As for me, Hat Yai hard to Find BEAUTIFUL GAL but U will find SEXY Girl.
3. Food : No time to try out more but will be back ! hehe !

MISS OUT :

1. SEE KIM YONG (As ++ suggest, got nice gals and I really withness, SHIT!)
2. SC Heritage
3. Escott gal to go disco together
4. Paragon
5. Pub with Gals approach
6. Oil Massage
7. Turkish Massage
8. Seafood
9. Mango Rice
10. Shopping (Fake Polo shirt)

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