DIY Explore In Hatyai

Report written by Kuailan in ISG forum on Aug 2006

Project "Balik Kampung" Day 1

Project “Balik Kampug” finally realized after a long wait.

As usual we took the 18 seater bus from Andaraya. Sharp 10.30 pm the bus took off while playing the famous Mr Bean which never fail to lure the laughter. By the time Mr Bean is over I’m too tired to watched another movie that is going to be played and doze off.

3.50am the bus reach Chang Lun. Wow! That’s fast or shall I say dam fast. Past our passport over to the bas driver for immigration white card fill up and off we go for our breakfast. The shop is not really in full operation it only served “nasi lemak” and curry puff. Jordan and Mike is swallowing down the “nasi lemak” while I’m not in the mood to chaw anything yet.

4.40am we were waiting in the custom bus line up. Since we were so early our bus was the in the second place of the line. The custom will only open at 6am and we do nothing and seated around the custom area tcss.

6.00am went pass Malaysian custom smoothly and here comes the trouble. At the Thai custom it seems like the queue never move. Luckily we were the second bus in the queue but it seems like forever for the custom officer to clear the queue. It took us more than one hour to get past the custom. Later found out from the bus driver that the new computer system was only installed yesterday. They will need to take a photo of you and store at their system or maybe a matched of photo of you and the photo stored in your passport. No wonder the bus driver is driving so fast as to beat the queue of this new custom computer system which can’t take the 20 baht speedy custom system.

8.00am Home sweet home. I just like this system we always make one hour when we enter from Malaysia into Thai. Ok go to the tour agent for some currency changing and our hotel ticket. Knn just can’t get any hotel that is to our favor for 2 consecutive nights. We op for Sakura, Regency New wing and New Season and there were all available for only Friday night. Well lastly we agreed on Grand Plaza @ 680 Baht which we can stay for 2 night.

8.00am (Thai) Went to my favorite “Kuay Chap” shop and knn it was closed so we ordered porridge and called Jake whom will be arriving from Singapore. He said that the queue in the custom is getting very bad by now and he will be arriving late. Quickly call up our driver cum translator to Wat Natawee to inform that we will need a late departure.

9.15am Since Jake will be late we went Foot massage at a hair saloon in front of the hotel @ 250Baht for 1 hour. While the massage goes on the girl in the saloon will keep on selling their facial , pedicure and manicure service. Well too bad I’m not interested in this service. After a good relaxing massage we wet back to our room to wait for Jake.

11am Jake finally came the hotel room. The reason for being so late is the new custom system which delay for almost two hours. So call up my driver and he said he had brought another group of people to the Wat and ask us to wait for the second trip at 3pm.

Without further delay we went farm shopping at Chanivate and Thong Sao. It looks like a quite day today not too many cheongster was found on the quest for puying. After going through a big round of farm hopping I decided to sleep alone tonight since I can’t find one that really stir my desire and not feeling too well. Jake found himself a great looking and good body feature puying @ 2000baht and Mike got himself a petit little girl @ 1500baht. Jordan wanted to find Ah B but too bad she was book for 4 days and only able to accompany him by tomorrow. Jordan also decided to sleep alone.

12pm we went to “Kuk Chai” at Thong Sao soi 1 number 82 for our favorite fish head and keuy teow which looks like roti planta. The lady boss also treat us with her own cook tomyam and they are delicious.

12.40 back to the hotel Mike and Jake will have their first round of bed wrestling. As for Jordan and myself we had nothing to do till 3pm. Lets go for a massage. So we went to the hotel massage center to pick our ml and go back to our room for massage @250 baht for 2 hours traditional Thai massage. Knn got a wrong pick she is a new ML just got in hatyai for 3 month. As she was massaging I doze off to sleep. When I woke up i felt more pain than a fully relax body after a good Thai massage.

3pm everyone gather at my room and I call my driver and knn again he is still stuck at the Wat as there are too many people. Looks like we gotta postpone the trip to tomorrow. And anytime is a good time to eat in hatyai. We went for a duck keuy teow with sugar cane juice to cool down the spicy chili power which we will always over doze.

4pm Mike and Jake op for massage while Jordan and myself had ours ealier we went shopping. Had nothing particular in mind so we went into the Odean for aircond and puying watch. It was really a quite day you can see the sales girl seating around yawning.
The hot items now are the yellow t-shirt with the king’s logo on it. Most of the Thai is wearing this shirt.

7.30pm we went Saowei for dinner. As usual there are a lot of customer in this restaurant. We can enjoy our dinner and puying watching in this dinning area.

Project Balik Kampung Day1 part 2

9.pm Water Bar here we come. Along the way to our destination we saw Hi Society and some local food stall with candle light on their table. Few blocks down the road and we were at Water Bar with Sugar Beat opposite it. This area is really a local hang out place as you don’t notice any foreigner around.
What? We are the first customer! So four of were seated at a table near to the central stage. Ordered our drinks ad watch the local played pools with snooker style. The DJ change the Thai song to some Chinese and English song for us as we were the only customer at that time. The mama san keep on asking us to have girl to seat with us for chatting but the problems is we can’t speak Thai and no point getting them.
9.40pm more sexy dancer came in and only another table of Thai customer was in. Two sexy dancers who can speak a little Hokkien and English came to seat with us. Bought them drinks @ 160 baht per glass. Around 10.15 the sexy show starts and our girls also go up to the stage and shake their body out.

11pm decide to adjourn from Water Bar as it was too quite of a night here. We proceed to Paragon for some hard core bass. Well it is not that pack as well inn here, but at least there were party crowd. We got a table at the dace floor ad watch the stage show. There is some modification to the show that we watched 4 months back. Jake was busy trying to hook some girl that seat beside us.

12.15am time to get out as we were really tired by now. On the way out we were stop by the polis. Knn they check our ic and we were not allow to go out. So we wet back in and seated while the polis carried out their checking through the whole disco. By the time the raid was almost finish were playing around with the waitress who were also standing around and it was good fun.
Quite a lot of people were brought to the polis station some even hand cuffed. The points is never do drug here.

1.30am the scene is finally clear. We walked out and ask the polis can we get a ride kakakaka. The answer is only to polis station. Went back to the hotel and take some porridge as we were starving by now.
There was one very beautiful “Ah Gua” walking around. Mike jokingly said to me can I borrow your room I want to take this “Ah Gua”.
After fill up our stomach it is time to sleep.

2.00am knn the phone rang and it was Mike. In the depth of sleepiness I thought to myself is this guy really crazy enough to take the “Ah Gua”.
Opened up the door and there comes Mike alone. What had happened ? He told me that his puying suddenly shouted and said a lot of Thai to him which he can’t understand ( his puying speaks only Thai). Then she gave him the hand signal of there is ghost in this room. Without think twice he called me and waned to come over my room for the night.

Knn I was fully awaken by now. How about the puying? Are you going to let her slept alone in the room and scare to death. So we walked over and try to tell her to come over to my room together. She either don’t understand a single words from me or she thought we wana do a threesome kakakaka. She pull the blanket over her head and show that she will still remain in the room. With no choice left I pull her out and bring her together into my room for the night.

She was really frighten and talk to us, too bad we don’t know what the hell she was talking about. 3 of us cramp into the small bed vertically. She was so scared till everytime the old aircond make some noise or the noise of shutting door from next door she will pull the blanket over her head. I hardly get any sleep from this type of disturbance from this girl instead of the ghost kakaka.

Project Balik Kampung Day 2

6am Woke up early and gather the rest to give dana to the monks and mea chi at the market place. My favorite Kuey Chap shop was still not open today. We took a stroll around the street and decided to have noodle for the breakfast.

7.30am our driver came and off we go to Natawee to our favorite monk for blessing. Arrived one hour later ad fill up forms which was no 28 on the waiting list. As time goes by there were more mini vans came loaded with peoples. To my surprise there were even tourist bus came to the Wat for consultation. Wow we were lucky to come in early.
Chill coconuts drinks is never a miss here. Now they little store also sell some food for the waiting crowd.

1pm Done with the blessing and proceed to Ah Chan Tong temple to pay homage.

2pm in Chanivate and after a few round of farm window shopping we went to Jenny. All three of us made our pick. Mike got a mixed blood of Thai and European puying who looks beautiful and with big eyes. Jake got himself a pair of big boobs who was really young at the age of twenty. Myself got a young petit girl. Each of them cost 2500baht LT but we manage to get bulk purchase discount @ 6500 for 3 kakakakak. Jordan finally gets to call his beloved Ah B and huh huh we don’t need to sleep alone tonight.

2.30 pm we went for chicken rice which taste really good. This shop had only one lady boss and the chicken she used is the “kampug chicken”. Sorry I can’t remember where about is this shop because we were brought there by our driver.

3.15 back to the hotel. Time to wait for our puying. Ah B was the first to show up and off she went into Jordan’s room for wrestling . Then it was Mike’s puying and two more to come. Jake don’t wana wait further in my room and went back for a shower . 15 minutes both our puying show up. Now I was confused. Which is the big boobs and which is my girl. I had show my girl to Jake’s room and left the big boobs in my room.

I try to communicate with BB (“big boobs” I can’t event get her names) she can’t even understand Hokkien nor English. As I was trying to dig out every Thai words that I can my puying Ah Aim came back to the room and said BB is Jake’s puying. While they are talking in Thai to clear things out BB took out a push up bra to show to me. I laugh like hell because of my mistake.
OK all thing settle by now. Ah Aim can speak fluent hokkien and that’s to my relieved. So she went for a shower as I was waiting eagerly for my first round in Hadyai. When she came out her cell phone rang. After answering the phone she ask for permission to go out for a while. For sure I will not let her go before my first round but she resisted and turns on a sour face. This is what I hate the most knn. So I let her go to pass a key to her friend and she promised will be back in 15 minutes.
I was really too tired by now because I hardly get any sleep yesterday night and felt asleep. 2 hours later I was awaken by Ah Aim who knocks on the door. WTF 15 minutes become 2hours. She went into the bath room to wash up again then there is another knock on the door it was BB. She was so naughty to harassed my desperate little bro and this grows into a small played of me grabbing her boobs and try to intrude her hole with my hands. The room was full with laughter and BB’s screaming. Ah Aim also come out and join in the fight and I was having good fun. It goes to the extreme of I was butt naked and trying to fight with BB then this crazy Ah Aim goes to open up the room’s door and shouted free show. Knn my room is the first room of the row which is just next to the elevator. Luckily there is no one passes by.
When everyone ran out of energy we were laying on the bed and panting. BB with sign language told me that Jake had performed 2 good round of sex with her and I said I got nothing yet knn.
The playful BB then left the room for us to perform our own show. So after a long wait and good warming up lets do the round one. WTF Ah Aim told me that she wanted to watch tv and sleep.
I was dam pissed by now. I warn her by saying that I will call her office and she said go ahead knn. And by this time the rest of the gang came to my room and said wana go for dinner.

6.30pm made a call to my driver about the incident and he just asked had you screw her yet. No is the reply and he said ask the girl to go back. So ask the girl to pack up and leave while we go to dinner at “Tian Tian Lai” at Chanivate. This restaurant is run by only a mother and a daughter. The food is good and really cheap. We had 2 steam fish, pig leg , tomyam soup, spring roll and a fried vegetable the bills come up to only 680 baht.

At the mean time we also saw our driver came over to Jenny to help me on the refund. He manage to get the refund for me instead of changing another girl from them. He also took the trouble to get another girl for me from Andrew KaraOk while we were having dinner.

By the time we were about to finish our dinner, there she came Ah Ar together with my driver. She is a milf with big boobs.

8pm went back to the hotel again. Ah Ar is much more better than the attitude problem puying which I send back. She had a cheerful personality and I’m having my Thai language lesson from her while touching here and there on our body parts kakakaka.
Finally got my first round performed which is rather quick because over sensitive (due to no sex in last few month)

10pm we went to Kiss Chanel, with Ah B around we will always get a reserved table. Get a bottle of Chivas @ 1300baht and other drinks for the puyings . The stage show had a different group of performer as compare to last time. BB is really one hell of a crazy girl who keeps on asking me to bottoms up with her. With the alcohol effect, the party crowd, beautiful puying walking and dancing around, lets dance and shout to the lyric which you know by the heart out loud.

1am we left the place and go back for some porridge. By this time I was 70% drunk and felt kind of sleepy. Go back to the room and Ah Ar initiated another round with cat bath and a long bbbj. So we started missionary which I don’t know lasted for how long and Ah Ar surrender and said she had enough and she will blow me out. All right I’m also out of battery to shake further. I must be drunk , because no matter how hard she try to blow and masturbate me I just can’t shoot my load. I told Ah Ar to forget it and sleep with cock standing kakakakak.

Day 3

6am woke up with a hard hang over. Just walk to the market place to perform dana alone. Then go to 7/11 for a pack of milk.
Went back to the room and continue sleeping till my friend call up at 8am.
We need to catch our bus at 9 so quickly wash up and check out from the hotel while Ah Ar giving me a kiss at the front desk.

Well this is still a enjoyable trip even with some hick up and only able to unload once. It is not the end but the start of the count down to another project balik kampung.

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