DIY Explore In Hatyai

Report written by yinyang in Sam's forum on Aug 2006

Day 1

C was excited at his return visit after 12 years, asking this HDY dummy to fill him on the sights and samsters (that last 1, all greek to him). Felt like (fake) VIPS when met on arrival by pre-arranged taxi driver S in his nice toyota. For bt250, this is good value -beats counter rate and fending off some touts outside.

You can do no wrong at New Season for bt850. Looks new (understand it’s refubished?). Modern looking glass lobby, nice clean room + decent sized bathroom with all important bathtub (save water bathe with puying). Broadband in room is a big plus. More friendly than Regency new wing, and good location just off busy main central stretch. And the exotic looking, yummy receptionist T is good for some sianing practice –surprised me with her purrrrfect english with almost no thai accent (KS, now I understand why you hangout more at counter instead of room..).

Hit WB with welcoming bros reception. 1st X there, and did we get royale treatment with sexy dancers sitting with us at VIP table. Even the lady boss popped by to say hello. Had my virgin hanging of beads in exchange for a grey note (bt500). Not in same league as some others (outside our crowd) with deeper pockets and more generous display of affection to coyote dancers. Feel this is not the place to doggy bag girls err... sorry, takeways.

Without someone to warm our beds 1st night, consolation was supper ard 0200 at foodstalls next to Lee Gardens. Tummies looked after, but pity junior was deprived...

Day 2

Usual lbf (local breakie) at where else, ah boon’s opposite Neo hotel. His char kuay teow retains wok flavour on banana leaf. Wide menu choice caters to msia, sg tastes. Hats off to our ko-loh M, carbo loading with his daily double menu. More than replaced what he lost in his nocturnal workout aka sexercise..

No offence to bros, but I must admit to being kinda jaded with farm picks. Sure, straight bonk fix with no complications and value for money. Like fast food, meets your physical needs. Personally, I’m always trying to raise the (elusive) bar.. but given my poor looks and $$$ dept, I fail miserably with nothing to show for it....

This trip, I had warmed up to 1 FL W’s pic but she was uncontactable. So on to market to get my pig for the day.. I shall avoid mention of pricing, as this is sensitive to some. My own take is that value (not just beauty) is in eyes of beholder. So what gives, if the differential is +/- ard bt200? Pointless to get uptight. I’m no Donald Trump, but haggling bt100-200 is off putting –gal may even have low esteem of you (bad start).

Both C and me had visual help with few pairs of extra eyes by fellow samsters (they also gian for eyes wash). 1st few farms, ’1 eye see all’ -did not do anything for me. Politely decline some hard selling, not waste both gals and my precious time. Some even looked bored, no smiles even. Bookmarked 1 (with consensus of rest viewers alongside), but sacrificed for my bud C who was also keen.

Just out of door, okt showed me 1 ’tao chiak’ (in his own words) from bkk. FL A looked a cut from rest and I paid a princely premium. Found out A does it ’offshore’ away from her home base in bkk, due to financial harship and failing business of her small dress outlet (with partners) in siam square bkk.

To kill some time before both gals come to our rooms, C went for usual foot massage (dotting everywhere in HDY’s landscape). Not for me, as I preferred some other pampering. Ventured to 1 shop to wash my hair. Modus operandi is simple –they will sweetly ask you for ’add ons’ like wash face, dig ears, cut nails etc. Between my shampoo and dig ears bit, I was brave enough to ask for a switch to 1 sweety pie who bewitched me with some catwalk on pavement outside shop. Her name was Aom, and wore a cute sun dress top baring her tanned shoulders. I asked her if she was interested to be booked out next day (as I already commited to FL A). She was bashful, and her colleague mumbled something like ’no booking but darling ok... shopping’. I know you pay indirectly, but I’d like some insurance as well –thanks to words of wisdom by bros in DP tcss warning of carrot head. Gals may impress you by saving you on makan, tuk2, cheap shopping etc but wham! penny wise pound foolish when it comes to big ticket items. Or maybe I heard wrongly whilst my ears were wax cleaned.. Face wash in HDY does not stop here –I was given full works with steam treatment. Kinda hard to peep between my eyes to admire her narak look for 40min job. When presented with bill bt790 + 100 tips for total 80mins pampering, I got her hp no. with some vague promise of tomorrow...

Back to hotel, insisted on arb nam song khun (shower together) with A. My weakness is for soaking together in bath tub, but settled for SOP shower. Not so gifted as some others in describing bed gymnastics.. but I gave her 1. I like spooning and doggie standing up before mirror (love to see gal’s blisful reaction), leaving missionary for last hurrah.

Dinner was at Gan Eng with bros. For 7 pax with 1 big heine bt750 not bad. Off to KC, promising my bud C this would appeal to him with music, songs and ambience. Early, we settled for table near stage, as I got the hots for M (singer who is conversant singing english songs, and also versatile in sexy dancing too). Tipped bt500 with my request Roberta Flack’s classic ’Killing Me Softly’. Boy, did she do justice to this song (ok, I’m biased) and more to me hehe.. M’s not a SYT, but her figure is nicely proportioned and complexion so creamy. 4 changes of costume same night(happy hours + 2300 sets). 1 cannot tahan is her so low cut pants showing her flawless navel.. argh, dreams are made of this. She popped by after happy hours set, spoke to me in perfect english telling me of her 2nd set 2300. M’s a good material for mia thai if only I qualify on 2counts – T & M (time and money), (big) sigh.

Our koh-loh friend followed suit with another bt500 for a request (another singer, forget liao). But here something funny happened. His gal changed the note to 100 (did she pocket rest in her bosom?)and passed on to appreciative ladyboy singer! Moral of story, don’t mess around with smart cookie like her.

We enjoyed ourselves from 830-ard 0100, finishing near 2 bottle chivas. Oblivious to ’face off’ outside (let’s not go into that). C and M gotta have their supper, so off to Lee Gardens again. My gal was enjoying hereself at KC all night, and I was about to consider extending next day. Whilst we were busy stuffing ourselves, she had a tearful mobile call for a good 30mins on steps Central shopping centre. Rest is history, plane crash same night.. knn, no takeoff morning too. Just my ass luck.

Too glad to break my (sex) fasting with real food at ah boon’s. Dunno why I ordered 2 half boiled eggs when my reservoir’s overflowing, not bleeded yet knn... Forgot to mention here that I logged into sbf at 0300 so frus man. With benefit of hindsight, shd have written A off after supper last night, and gone for a night cap (like Florida cafe –why I only know this lobang too late after the non-event??).

Adjourbed to DP, and bros encouraged me to take on another FL, J -’tried and trusted (or thrusted?)’ by another bro few days earlier. 1 piece of well meaning advice from another bro: ’for once, do NOT rely on your OWN instinct’ (as if I so koyak in decision making). Believing I’m my own man, I still wanted to checkout the wares at SKY so I have a choice. Nothing to lose, at worse go KL in evening what... As I had not seen J’s real visual (other than her pic which was so-so only), I asked koh-loh M his score. M said 3.5/5 for looks and 5/5 for sex bit. J turned up at DP for 5 mins, buay pai leh. Still wanting to hedge my bets, I went for a look see at neighbourhood farms. Really poor pickings, all CMI –completed my walkabout in under 10 mins flat. So lan2, back in DP confirmed J. In midst of all this, forgot all about Aom (barbershop gal). Shd have asked 1 of the bros to try calling her on her mobile if she was game.... well, we live with our decision, as anyone else is also a ”gamble” 50/50 chance.

J comes with a glowing resume very ang pai GL40. She’s a pro, so no complaints on PE dept. She’s boisterous type, can swear in colourful hokkien (like kwai l_n), experienced and street wise. So for some maybe too ’hot’ to handle. She can even laugh loudly at TV commercials. Found out she’s a nut over recent WC matches, fave team is azurri (Italy, only similiarity with me. Just ignore this noisy bit and one will do alright. I mean she does her job. Scrubbed me in bathtub and I gave her 1 for my afternoon tea.

Dunno if you guys share with me this observation, some TGs can really graze on food all day. Smart cookie, ordered takeways ard 1530 on her mobile and someone came by with pad thai (for herself, as sweet taste for me) + 2 char kuay teow for me and my bud + 2 beer cans –all for about bt350 + tips 50.

Dinner was only with both my bud C + his gal P at some nice open air restaurant with seafood. Black pepper crabs (but nothing like sg’s sri lanka types), bbq fish, asparagus + to yams + big heine came up to bt1200 (after discount). Still early 0800, so tap pao left over crabs back to my room for kill some time tcss + some tv.

J suggested we go Westside, a pub with live band. Smaller and different setup from KC. Live band was great, doing plenty retro (with DJ doing same thing in between breaks). Lead singer was a tanned Am, with babyfat in right places (pity a bit short) but I spied nice cleavage.. Got quite packed (fri) but I must confess hopeing to adjourn to catch my KC’s M in early part of evening.. Our koh-loh M joined us ard 1030ish. We had plenty fun, again polishing 1.5 chivas until 1230ish. The whole pace was singing along, many were dancing away. J asked me if I was able to get away for some friend’s friend birthday party at JB hotel disco. All 3 gals wanted to go except us 3 guys not too keen on disco. We lasted only 10 mins with C looking kinda lost. So I put on a brave front to J to call a night (she was not to happy but was professional about it). Ended supper in LG’s stalls again, but confident lightning would not strike twice. LG’s stalls not exactly cheap, with 6 of us ard bt500 for basic stuff like noodles, no beer.

J’s pussy is well trimmed (me no like bald nuns!) and still tight. She had a bit to drink, told me she was more into cognac. Before we dozed off, she received and made phone call to 1 guy from sg (gloden mile talk, again with kwai l_n lingo). Rest of night passed with alcoholic daze...

I’m an early riser, so left her with her well earned bt, and went for breakie 0900. Did something stupid on motorsai near Neo hotel amost at ah boon’s. A guy on motorcycle next to me said he remembered me from Neo hotel where he was working on shift (shd have supsected something amiss, as I have never stepped in Neo). Offered me an innocent student who is just forced to do FL ’cos of family car accident. Cut long story short, from 50m, the gal CMI. So gave hime bt100 for his troubles. Lesson learnt, too good to be true, and this is quite a usual scam.

DP tcss again until 1300. God thing New Seasons accomodated our late checkout (despite being fully booked) to 1900 due to tiger’s stupid timing 2145. Only 1 room at bt400. C’s puying had a day off and left after her beauty sleep at 1530 (transferred to my extended room).

With plenty time before dinner, I went for a rubdown at CP4 (heard PL/C pales in comparison). Recall my last time Feb with a sideliner was about a 7-8 looks and service wise. Was early 1430, so only 1 sideliner. Tank range bt1200 (MILF type)-1800. The lounge is comfortable, got ambience to nurse your beer (next door to tank).

Sideliner has a body to die for. Nicely proportioned tits, good nips (not too big or small), and best of all, a well timmed pussy. Being told this many X, swee2 but service so-so. True enough, same with this, though I collected her HP no. Alamak, mid stream bro Sohni sms me.. no harm done.

Fast forward to dinner at gan eng again, with somchai’s taxi back to airport. Think my bud C’s got a bit of HDY bug. Called his gal P a few X already. Hope he does what he says of HDY (in a nutshell): Give your heart in HDY but stitch it back when going home. Hope he does not need open heart surgery. HDY kongtao lives.

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