(My Revenge On Darkwing)
Mighty Ducks
Yes, I do exist . . . this thing has _finally_ been updated. Go see! :)
Subtitle: "I Can't Believe She's Doing This To Me!" (----Darkwing Duck)
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(AKA "Hey, I actually HAVE accomplished some stuff!!!)
Find this page boring? Do me a favor and read this! *g*
Another Little Guilt-Producer----I last updated My Revenge: November 28, 2001.
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*Draca Darkwingette*
(That would be me. ^_^ )
(Picture copyright 2001 to the amazingly artistic Cassandra Swordfeather---thanks, Cass! *hug* LOL how many people out there knew I had a sabre? *wink*)
Believe it, people. Yes, that's right . . . I, Draca Darkwingette, am actually a Mighty Ducks fan. Never knew that, did ya? I've been keeping it my CLOSET SECRET!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
You're just mad because I told you to stop having these silly "other obsessions" and concentrate on what's really important in life . . . like me.
*Ahem* And here to help me introduce the page to you is the Mighty Masked Mallard himself . . . DARKWING DUCK!!
*Darkwing Duck*
What? You can't make me do that! I-I refuse! I don't believe this! First you betray me by thinking about *shutter* those silly alien DUCKS, and now you want me to help you introduce them? Have you lost your dear MIND?! I can't believe that you would. . . (trails off mumbling to himself)
While Darkwing tries to figure out exactly what just happened here, let's move on.
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Duke, Wildwing, and Mallory (and the rest of the team not shown here, for that matter) are ready to put a stop to their enemy Dragaunus----no matter what it takes.
Not that Duke and Mallory are really doing anything in this picture. Mallory's posing, for Heaven's sake. And for crying out loud, the team leader's playing HOCKEY?!
They do that, you know. Have you ever even watched the show? How can you tell you don't like it if you won't watch it?
I won't dignify that with an answer. And yeah, what's up with that, anyway? Shouldn't they be out fighting evil instead of stopping to play HOCKEY all the time?!?
This is really hard on you, isn't it?
Let me alone, would ya.
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"Intro To All Of This"
Didn't know I was a fan, did you? Neither did I, really. Read on to find out exactly what happened. Oh, my Darkwing obsession and its roots are mentioned here, too.
Boy, you have a lot of nerve, mentioning me and those dumb ducks in the same page . . .
Not now, Darkwing.
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*g* If intros bore you, (or if, like right now, I haven't gotten it up yet) it is suffice to say that my obsession for this show largely stems from my affection for Duke L'Orange, formerly the greatest jewel thief and cat-burgler on Puckworld----until he turned his talents to defending his home when Dragaunus attacked. He joined a special team composed of the most talented people from the group fighting against Dragaunus (known as the Resistance). This is, of course, the Mighty Ducks. He never denies his past but he reforms from it completely. (Though if you think his skills aren't still up to snuff, well . . . just don't let him hear you say that. ^_^ ) How's that for a redemption story? He's the conscious of the team, as if his experience on "the wrong side of the law" and subsequent decision to turn himself around has given him a very definite code of honor, and he is absolutely my favorite character on this show. (Nosedive runs a close second *wink*) I just like the guy. He has a good sense of humor----
His puns are horrible.
His sarcasm's not too bad, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could take him, you know.
I can't safely say anything neutral to that, so----
I don't think you could be neutral.
----So just know that I really love ol' Duke. Great duck there. :) Yes, Darkwing, I love you too.
That's better. I was beginning to worry about you. I don't know what you see in that guy, anyway! I've taught you better than this, Draca! How could you like a CRIMINAL!?!?
FORMER criminal! Or do you still think people never change?
*hastily* Oh, no, Morgana my sweet, my Honeywumpus, of course not. Of course people can change. Yes, yes, reformed and everything. Um, ha-ha. Yes.
See? Darkwing agrees with me.
Let's not take this out of hand.
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Lord help us all, now I'm doing stories. Couldn't help myself, though. Most of these ideas came up to bite me in the tailfeathers and demand that I write them. You really can't argue with ideas like that. :)
Again, a lot of these stories have a personal message behind them. Hope you enjoy.
Although, you if want to read something REALLY good, head on over to MY page and you'll find some really cool stuff worth reading that----
Darkwing, really.
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Well, that does that. She's lost her mind. Doing drawings on top of that. Naturally, there aren't NEAR as many pictures here as on MY page, but a few aren't half-bad. Sort of.
Coming from Darkwing, that's high praise. They are some of my better works. At least IMHO . . . and keep in mind I really am not that much of a drawer.
Not that you had much to work with when drawing these----
ENOUGH, Darkwing.
Sorry.
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The Top 10 Reasons Why Darkwing Duck Is Better Than The Mighty Ducks
So you're some big Mighty Ducks fan, right? Well, Draca decided to let me have a little say in all of this. Check out my own little page that states the obvious facts about my superiority to those Moron Ducks.
That's MIGHTY Ducks, Darkwing.
You said this was MY page so leave me alone.
Um . . . okay.
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"Further Revenge"
This happens all too frequently at my house----and nicely sums up my problems with loving two ducks from competing shows. Ah well, they're worth it.
We know.
*sigh* Just try not to let it go to your head.
Too late.
I know.
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There are some extremely cooella other pages out there on the 'net. Check out some of my favs! :)
Not that anyone would want to go there. I mean, they obviously came to this part of your page by mistake ANYway, so why would they want to go to these OTHER sites when we all know that they love ME and not those OTHER Ducks, I just don't see how----
They are great pages. Go see. Right now, before Darkwing corrupts you.
HEY!
Sorry, don't know what came over me.
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The only pictures of me on the 'Net!! :)
Want to see some piccies of me? Of course you do. Hop on over to this little page to see some pictures of the Duck with dragon wings that some VERY nice and talented people have drawn for me. Thank you to all of them!! :)
What makes you think they want to see YOU? They came to this page to see ME, of course!
But Darkwing, this page is about . . .
Yes?
Never mind.
Good girl.
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Look, I finally, actually, have a Guestbook! Go sign it . . . please?
Actually, why don't you head over to MY page and sign MY Dreambook, because MY page is much better than----
You really have an unhealthy obsession with self-promotion, you know that, right?
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people, ducks, etc, have been here since this page opened . . .
Although why ANYone would want to come HERE instead of MY page is beyond me----
Don't start with me.
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Questions? Comments? Want to rant about how much you love the Mighty Ducks? I'll rant right back! It's fun. Please, please, please, let me know what you think. (Unless you're going to insult Duke----then, that's bad.) E-mail me at duck_writer@charter.net and at least let me know that there are actually people out there that are seeing this page!! Please!
You sound desperate.
I am! Write and let me know! ;-)
Oh boy.
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Disclaimer:
Duke L'Orange, the Mighty Ducks, and Darkwing Duck are copyright to Disney (as much as I hate to admit it *g*), and are used without permission, but with more love than I could ever express.
All artwork and stories in their respective sections are copyright to Draca Darkwingette; please do not alter anything or take things from this site. I have no problem with anyone printing out my work (if you REALLY would actually want to for some reason :) ), as long as it remains unchanged and the credit stays with me. So please, don't take my stuff. Duke wouldn't appreciate my work being stolen, either----so if you do, we'll team up and then come after you. And Duke and I WILL find you. He's good at that kind of stuff. And you don't want that to happen to you. Because we will be mad. So please, for your sake and mine, don't take things from my site. Thank you. :)
Oh yes, the cooella picture of ME, Draca Darkwingette, at the top of this page, is copyright to Cassandra Swordfeather. THANK YOU, Cass!!! :D Love it! LOL I wonder if I tell my professors about my sabre, they won't make me hand in my homework anymore? . . .
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Wanna link me? If so, here is my pathetic attempt at a banner for myself. :) Just be sure to drop me an e-mail to let me know you've linked my site, so that I can return the favor! ;-)
Draca's pathetic attempt . . . I kinda like it, though. *wink*
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Look! I'm in a webring! LOL kinda makes me feel like this is an official page . . . *wink*
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