This section is devoted to hilarious (or not so hilarious) "pranks" I've pulled on people using the America Online Instant Messager. While I'd been using it to piss people off for quite some time, it was Lowtax that gave me the idea of recording my mischief and putting it on the Internet. While you may or may not think these are very funny, please keep in mind that most of these were done with little or no preparation, and in the wee hours of the morning. So don't blame me if you don't laugh.
| So You Like Boxing? | Why beating up on girls makes you a man. |
| The Parakeet | What do you do when the bird won't calm down?. |
| What's a Water Bra? | Someone please explain what the hell she's talking about? |
| Wanna Fool Around? | It's amazing what people will do for a pretty, umm, text. |
| My Name is James | This is just mean. |
| Gonna Give You My Love | Way down inside, gonna give you my love. |
| Wrong Tell | How oblivious can one person be? |