I smoke tobacco and nothing else. I tend to live on my computer, which I built myself. I am a lay philosopher. I am dyslexic and sentimental and it shows. I know what I like, and if I say I don’t care after my morning coffee I mean it. I’d rather be candid than politically correct. Ad&d 2^nd edition is my non-intimate pastime of choice. I enjoy most things sci-fi and fantasy. I am predictable. I generally don’t like people. I am friendly nevertheless, unless you are trying to sell me something. I am an old soul. I don’t use cell phones. I dislike being interrupted. People who are interested in UFO’s freak me out. I believe in faeries. I am questing for self enlightenment. I am poor. I aspire to be more. I want to go back to school. I am attracted to unpredictability, intelligence, adventure, oddity and the spiritual. I exemplify weirdness and eccentricity. I fear hunger, pain, and boredom. I’ll do just about anything for just about anyone, but for the asking. I am a romantic. I obey traffic laws. I dislike emoticons or webpages with automatic sound. I appreciate sculpture. I am usually happy. I despise waste in almost any form. I believe in omens. I am an anti-fascist. I hold that there is nothing wrong with being rich. I only ask the questions I want the answers to. I love sunsets, beaches, mountains and forests. I prefer to eat food I enjoy rather than to eat for health. I think yes/no questions should be answered with a yes or a no. I don’t sow. I can be peevish. I am addicted to caffeine. I don’t watch television. I like celebrities. I dress for comfort, not for style. I don’t do chain letters but can row a boat, canoe?

Greeting traveler of cyber space. I am Evan Corbett, maker of this chaotic website. While it serves as my personal website to post whatever dribble I care to spout out, it is meant to entertain, and educate the masses for hours. So here you can take a step outside of yourself and walk in my shoes for a bit, or find that elusive clue to the universe you didn’t even know you were looking for.

Don’t expect to understand me from this. Eh, but who cares. Go forward and be happy in this moment, for it is your life.

Directory Assistance

Site map of said homepage.

All About Rev. Evan C. Corbett A list of my like dislikes, facts, and more.

Goodly Updates updates to this website and my life. It’s my Blog. It’s the most frequently updated and is duplicated at MySpace and Yahoo 360.

Goodly’s Lair III My Yahoo! Group, feel free to join. No,… please join.

Names An explanation as to what my names mean.

Goodly’s Astrology a look into my personality from a computer’s interpretation of astrology.

Relationships here is all I know about them.

Stories tales of past lives. Hey, maybe we knew each other before!

futureself a letter to myself to be read in my next incarnation(s).

Chessers derivative games of chess. Most of them completely absurd, yet fun.

My Family A brief autobiography slash family tree.

Sign my dreambook, please.

Links All of these, and more. You can also find these and more on the index page.

Universal Law The metaphysics of this universe. According to my ego, it’s the most important thing I’ve ever written.

Laws of Magick The laws of spellcasting.

The tale of the Surreal Dog. Funny and off-the-wall strange.

Jokes Funny, and clean. Taken from the internet by way of email for the most part, except the kamikaze woodpecker. That’s mine and true.

Essential Tables for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2^nd edition.

© Rev. Evan C. Corbett