"East coast rap sounds better in club, west coast rap sounds better in the car." "I'll remember 1994 as the year that...ate shit." "Musicians make music, technicians make techno." "I was one of those kids who'd walk around the neighborhood and talk to the adults and learn a lot. I'm good with people." "All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." "If my kid didn't rebel, she wouldn't be my kid." "The one thing my family gave me is blue collar morals." "Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible." [When asked about Jesus Christ] "I'm down with J.C. He's cool. Whatever." "I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddamn diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day." "I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass." "Now are any of these vegetables magic? I mean if I rub that bean on my foot will I run faster?" [When asked about if he liked UK pop music] "I don't really listen to it...I'm agnostic." "There are weeks when I'll spank a lot, and other weeks I'll be apathetic and lonely and won't want to look at my cock." "All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." "Green Day is just like sex, when we're good, were really good, and when were bad... were still pretty damn good." "Don't blame me for the explosion of punk rock. I didn't know our music was going to get that big." "We write music for ourselves and if other people like it, that's great." {About Mark Hoppus from Blink-182] "Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass." [About Good Riddance (tiem of your life)] "Putting that song on our record was probably the most punk thing we could do." All material copyright of ©Green Day Underground.