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One week ago, Mike Paige was introduced to the most faithful and reliable friend that Hellraiser has had, and that was the one foot section of chain that Hellraiser dons around his fist and dishes out his Fury with! Mike Paige, as a commissioner at TCW, has been meddling in the affairs of Hellraiser as of late. Big Bad & Mad holds him responsible for getting screwed out of the TCW Heavyweight Championship and the recent Tag Team Battle Royal, and furthermore, Hellraiser has been humiliated by Paige by being subjected to being moved from main event matches to preliminary matches on the card. So last week, Paige meddles once again by allowing Hellraiser to have his re-match for the TCW Title, but appoints himself special guest referee! To a select few, it would have been obvious that the actions of Hellraiser by bringing Paige into the match was a set-up for Hellraiser to take his revenge on Paige. In reviewing tape, the Fury Staff can clearly depict that Hellraiser's attention was more focused on Mike Paige than it was Gary Tool, and it is confirmed in the end when Hellraiser revealed his trusted friend (a.k.a. the chain) and blatently put Paige down with a big left chain wrapped fist to the head. This happening as he had the Champion Gary Tool in a compromising position. At that point, Hellraiser forfeited his opportunity to become the Heavyweight Champion again, but his victory was in having Mike Paige feel the fury! But as he was inflicting the punishment, Striker stormed the ring, thus crashing Hellraiser's party. Striker then issues a challenge to Hellraiser. A match that will decide who is the man between these two big men. And since Hellraiser likes to play with chains, Striker suggested attaching one end of an 8-foot chain to his wrist and the other end to Hellraiser's and see what happens there. In true Hellraiser fashion (we don't know if it's bravery or stupidity) Hellraiser accepts the challenge and warns Striker to be careful what he wishes for. This has been an intense feud between these two ever since Hellraiser came to TCW and it is possible that something will be decided between the two men. Come to the show next Friday just South of the intersection of 288 & McKinney in Denton to see the possible ending of one of the most heated feuds in TCW.
Also last week, Hellraiser once again went to Kansas City's CWA with the intention of exacting revenge on his former student, Schmack Daddy, in retaliation for Schmack Daddy's victory in CWA's heavyweight tournament for last month. Hellraiser interrupted Schmack Daddy's opening interview, telling that face painted warrior that he was going to Feel the Fury in this, his second match against his former student. Schmack Daddy said that he didn't have time for Hellraiser and stated that he had brought someone in to take care of the Furious One. That was none other than former NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, Mike Thunder. Apparently, Schmack Daddy was not aware of Thunder's recent change of alignment and affiliation with the Professional John Allen. In a double-cross and betrayal of former training partners, Thunder then begins to assault Schmack Daddy and then Hellraiser joins in the fray. At that moment, none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka, who had been booked on the card to wrestle Schmack Daddy for the CWA Heavyweight Championship comes to the ring stopping the odd-man assault on Schmack Daddy demanding to know what the hell is going on! He says "Jimmy Superfly Snuka didn't come here for no reason. I got a feeling maybe you can tell me what this is all about," as he hands the mic to Schmack Daddy. Schmack Daddy, having somewhat recovered from the beating, shows his stroke in the CWA and changes the card to the main event being a tag match between himself & Superfly vs. Hellraiser & Thunder for the CWA Tag Team Championships. Hellraiser & Thunder accepted with Hellraiser saying "That's just fine, it's been a long time since Hellraiser's whooped an old man's ass." As the match began, Hellraiser and Thunder were on the offensive, working well together as a tag team, and when the momentum shifted towards Schmack Daddy and Superfly, everyone thought that that was the decisive change in momentum except for Hellraiser and Thunder, because as Snuka finally gained access inside the ropes, Hellraiser and Thunder unleashed their young Fury upon the aged Veteran. But as things occur in this line of business, things quickly got out of control and in the ensuing maylay, Mike Thunder was laid out by Schmack Daddy having hit him with a chair outside the ring. Just as Hellraiser was beginning to dominate on Superfly, Schmack Daddy re-enters the ring, cutting Hellraiser off from his apparent victory over the Legend of Wrestling. With Schmack Daddy and Snuka, Hellraiser soon found himself staring at the lights. Schmack Daddy then delivers an elbow off the top rope quickly being followed by the patented Top Rope Splash of Jimmy Superfly Snuka, resulting in Hellraiser's shoulders being pinned for the 3-count.
After Hellraiser had regained his composure and his temper, he did tell the Fury Staff that it was an honor and a priveledge to have been in the ring with such a legendary great as Jimmy Superfly Snuka, and would readily do it again.
TAAAANK! SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUNK!
06/09/02
The sky must be falling. The reason we say this is, an unbelievable occurance happened at TCW on Friday night when Hellraiser was defeated by little Playboy Joey Corman. That's right. 287 pounds was held for the 3-count by 120 pounds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The Fury Staff has not talked to Hellraiser, luckily, but he must have his head somewhere other than in the ring for this to have happened. Probably all the way up his ass! As Hellraiser made his appearance ranting and raving towards the commissioner Mike Paige, having not given him a title re-match and moving him to preliminary status instead of main event, his match with Corman began on a down note with the little Speedy Gonzales able to counter the power and strength of the Furious One. But that could only last so long as Hellraiser was able to catch the little man and put him down in a Furious fashion. But as Hellraiser delivered the knock-out blow with his patented flying butt-pliers, his arch nemisis Striker's music began to play. Thus, distracting Hellraiser and allowing Corman to deliver a makeshift tilt-a-whirl sunset flip, pinning the former TCW Champ and winning the match. This set Hellraiser off on an even more raging rampage. Seizing the microphone, stating that if Mike Paige would ever show his fat ass, he would Feel the Fury of Big, Bad, and Mad! Little Corman seized the opportunity to throw salt in the wound, stating that Paige will be there next week, but the fact of the matter is, he just won the match. The apparent conflict with Mike Paige and Striker and the former Champ is what must be the main distraction, because no one would ever suspect that Hellraiser would be beaten by a super-light weight such as Corman. Anticipation is at the utmost for next week because this will be the first time that Mike Paige will be in the building since Hellraiser lost his title, and no one knows what may happen to the overweight commissioner when he shows his face in the TCW building. Hellraiser is furious, to say the least, and most definitely has revenge as his main motivating force at the moment. We are sure with Striker having done the things he did the prior week with the tag team situation, Big, Bad, and Mad has something in store for him also. But with the luck that Hellraiser has been having, it may be very entertaining for all who come to the show next week to be there, to possibly witness further humilitation of Hellraiser Hark. Also, Saturday of next week, Hellraiser goes to Kansas City in the attempt to regain his face after having been defeated the prior month by his former student, Schmack Daddy Warrior. We will update you on the occurrances as we normally do, so tune in for the latest. Thank you and have a nice day.
06/04/02
"Mike Paige is an overgrown jack ass that knows nothing about anything and needs to be put out of the business." These are the words of Hellraiser. Although we may not see eye to eye with him at this point in time, we will still report to you, all his rhetoric and antics, and when he gives it to us, his perspective. Hellraiser called us Saturday morning still raging from Friday night's action at TCW. Hellraiser has gone from being the longest reigning & most successful champion in TCW to preliminary matches on the card, first and second on the show. He hasn't even been given the respect of having a rematch for his title, and his theory is burning stronger than ever before. Having to content with the alliance of Phat Samoan Kahn; an inexperienced wrestler who doesn't even deserve to be in the ring with Hellraiser, is a slap in the face to Hellraiser. Mike Paige is writing his own death warrant with the lack of respect that he is showing. "But that's ok," says Hellraiser, "Because the Furious One has every intention of writing the last Paige of the book!" Friday night, Hellraiser wrestled Seth Shai for the Ironman Title. Some would think that this would be shown as a sign of respect, but Hellraiser did not think so. Some would think that he has to climb the ladder again, but of course he doesn't think so. Most would assume that if he is the competitor he says he is, that it would be a welcome opportunity to once again prove his prowess in TCW. But he doesn't think so. To make matters worse, the Ironman Champ of course is able to decide the stipulation of the match. Seth Shai's stipulation was a special guest ref, that being none other than one of Hellraiser's true nemesis and rival, Striker. The match of course was a furiously fought one, with Hellraiser dominating for the majority, but Seth showed his resiliance and was able to take what Hellraiser gave, and of course, as he said, the deck was stacked against him, and as Seth made his attempt at a comeback, Striker showed his bias and allowed Seth to get a pin that never would have happened with equal treatment. So as Hellraiser lost his match for the Ironman Title, to make things worse, the main event of the night was a tag team battle royal with the winners receiving a title shot against the Brown Brothers the following week. What made things worse was that the fat ass wanna be commissioner of TCW had Hellraiser slated for the tournament, and his partner being Striker! As this free-for-all maylay began, it was evident to everyone that there would be no teamwork between the two. More so, Striker even got in some cheap shots on Hellraiser as he was furiously fighting for the win. Although most people won't take it this way, Hellraiser was showing, for all who were paying attention, why he was the most successful singles Champion in TCW history. Single handedly, Hellraiser eliminated three of the tag teams that were in this battle. And although he is one of the biggest dicks we know, we must give him credit. He did eliminate the final opponents left, which were the Phat Samoans. But to his amazement, and our amusement, Striker had the ref's distracted, and therefore they did not see not only one, but both members of the Phat Samoans being eliminated. As Hellraiser argued his case, the Phat Samoans re-entered the ring and continued their maylay upon him. Then, to everyone's satisfaction, Striker even joined in, and all three men eliminated Hellraiser, thus giving the Phat Samoans the title shot next week for the Tag Team Championship. This may have been wrong, but he deserved it. Who does Hellraiser blame? Everyone! But two people in particular: Mike Paige and Striker. The last words Hellraiser said to us were "they WILL Feel the Fury."