Pearls of Wisdom, Diamonds of Knowledge, Turnips of Trivia
You can not fit a lawnmower in the trunk of a Volkswagen.
Happiness is like a rose petal floating in a pond.
Ok, so maybe happiness is not like a rose petal floating in a pond.
The best way to curry rice is in a shopping bag.
An empty wine barrel is a good place to put old magazines.
He who discos in the shower gets a slipped disk.
The brain surgeon who wears boxing gloves when he operates has a lousy batting average.
The man who spends his life locked in a closet has a very good chance of avoiding insurance salesmen.
Remember this o' great white whale the road to a severe beating is paved with rudeness.
The fat fool who insults a wise man from the East will find Vito waiting for him in the parking lot.
Smart mouth TV host will get fat lip to match fat body.
The rock that will bounce off your head will cause extreme pain. And the truck that Vito drives over your
foot will make you cry out "Aieeeeee!".
You can lead a horse to water but you can't get him to sing "Be Bop A Loo LA".
Is not life but a series of questions? That was the first question.
Is not a Big Mac more precious than a handful of pebbles.
Is not a handful of pebbles better than a kick in the head.
Is not a kick in the head better than working the same kid's show for twenty seven years. |
