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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, I will show you your eternal dwellings," said St. Peter. They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his house. The Pope, knowing how important he was to the church could hardly imagine what his house would be like. St. Peter and the Pope continued on to a small, beat-up wooden shack. St. Peter told the Pope that this would be his dwelling. The Pope, shocked, said to St. Peter, "Just a minute! That other guy was a lawyer and he gets a mansion. I was the head of the Roman Catholic church, and this is all the reward I get???" St. Peter looked at the Pope and said "True, you have done great things. But we have lots of Popes in Heaven, and that guy was the first lawyer ever to make it up here."

TAG Primitive Skills Group is a regional (Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Southwestern North Carolina and Western South Carolina) group dedicated to practicing survival skills (including shelter, water, fire food), animal tracking skills, and nature awareness skills for harmonious living immersed in nature. Our philosophy teaches sincere respect for the earth and all living things. This group is for lovers of nature who want to learn more. For more information, place your cursor here and click.

Pictures from the Chattooga River, July, 2000.

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