Greetings all you, non villainous citizens! My dearest darling and I were ready for you this time! Hope you're in the mood for a shocking experience, cause we're going to send you on a one way ticket to the electric chair!
Na!! Just kidding! He's inventing something er other in the basement.
You may wonder what he and I have in common. Well, nothing really. I just think he's the greatest thing since the invention of the teady bear! Even though he's a rat and I'm a cat, we love each other and that's all that matters!
Take look around! Go right ahead, but don't touch any of my love's work, *whispers* especially the coffee maker! |
