For the longest time I didn't know that there was such a thing as a bad movie. Every time I saw one I'd get so wrapped up in the experience that I wouldn't be thinking about plot, characterization, originality, and all that other stuff that movie critics love complaining about. Lately however I've realized that very few movies are actually so good that they can be considered my favorite movies. A couple of times I've thought back on movies that I used to love and noticed many things wrong with them. Well anyway, here are my views on movies:
(Anime movies can be found in the anime section)
Army of Darkness - "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up..."
Full Metal Jacket - "Well, I've got a joke for you..."
Star Wars - Needless to say I mean the original three.
Spaceballs - "Who made that man a gunner?"
Mystery Men - "Two hands there, son."
The Mummy (and The Mummy Returns) - "Mister Burns, Prince Imhotep thanks you for your spectacles... and for your eyes... and for your tongue."
Platoon - "Excuses are like asshole, Taylor, everyone's got one."
Rat Race - "Ees a race. I am weeneeng."
Snatch - "And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun and the fact that I've got DESERT EAGLE .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence."
Willow - "I miss you already."
Blade (and Blade 2) - "Catch you f-ers at a bad time?"
Demolition Man - "He's finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass."
Matrix - "Dodge this."
The Crow - "It can't rain all the time."
American History X - "Life is too short to be pissed all the time."
Pirates of the Caribbean - "That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"
Secondhand Lions - "You bought a used lion?"
Underworld - "What happens to them afterwards?" "We put the bullets back in."
Pitch Black (and The Chronicles of Riddick) - "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?"