Cigarettes and drugs
coffin-nails - cigarettes
US
I hear you're going cold turkey on those coffin-nails. Well. think of all that extra money you'll have to spend on all those other nasty habits.
Substance abuse habits + the punchline.
e.g; I hear your going cold turkey on those American Hardgums. Well, think of all that extra money you'll have to spend on all those other nasty habits.
[cold blooded - communal - compulsive]
joy popper - irregular drug taker
US
During the week she quietly gets up for college on time, tidies her room, asks how everyone is and keeps herself to herself. Then on Friday night its as though someone turns her volume up, she spins around the house to that weird music, sings at the top of her voice, laughing at the same time. She says she's a joy popper - I don't know what that means,
[jobless - jocular - jubilant]
muggles, maryjane, mootah, loco weed, ju-ju, goof, boo - marijuana
Did you hear about that
No, nor did I.
[multilingual - multi purpose - mystical]
nose candy - cocaine
US
Special sale due to successful bulk importing. Product transported in constant temperature storage vessels at body temperature to maintain quality supply. This product will make you feel like superman so you won't feel bad that a fortune is being spent on new tops and bottoms. Fairly traded with suppliers getting an extortionately high price. Customer warning: Damaged parts can never be exchanged. This product could cost you more than just money. The nose candy retail outlet
[nobbled - nutritious - non stop]
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