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patootie, gorgeous Gussie, jelly - sexually appealing woman
    US
   
Treat them like a
       


You're gorgeous inside and out, you're a 'patootie!'

     [palatial - pacific - pallid]

poontang, piece of poontang - female sex object
    US
  
I saw a 'piece of poontang', all I wanted was to go to bed with her. She'd have been number 99 on my score card. Anyway, it didn't work out. But, I'm still going to retire when a get to 100. 
       





     [pantomime - paracetamol - pathological]

ripper, peacherino - sexually appealing person
     AUS, US
    
I really like this girl, she's a 'ripper!' But, I'm an overweight, underactive couch potato with a corset, living happily with my partner.
      


    

     [rigorous - respectable - revolutionary]

S.A., s.a. - sex appeal
    
I told this girl she was gorgeous and had massive 's.a.' She said she had lumpy skin, was a little fat and unhealthy but that she was good at disguising it. I asked her if she could teach me her magical tricks. She said
    





     [safari - scallywag - satanic]

spunk, young spunk
- sexually agreeable man
     AUS
    
I know this guy and he's a real 'young spunk'. He's got the big chest and shoulders and is very good looking. Lots of girls want to talk to him. He tells them about his gym, his rugby club and football games, his Renault and his ex-girlfriends. If his glands produce much more testosterone he'll be 
        



    
     [salacious - smorgasbord - Socratic]
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Disclaimer
a) queen and keep them serene.
b) king and they won't sting.
c) dog and they'll disappear like fog.
a) Chasing the 1000 target would just be too shallow, not to mention  exhausting!
b) Having 100 girlfriends on the go at the same time is a lot harder than you  can possibly imagine.
c) If I keeping-on chasing girls when I reach 100 years old the neighbours will  begin to talk.
a) Do you think I need liposuction or psychoanalysis?
b) She's invaded my mind and my underpants full-time.
c) She doesn't really want me she wants the anti-me.
a) no as she didn't agree to testing on animals.
b) I was past magical tricks and I advised me to consider cosmetic  enhancement surgery.
c) I should forget all that, she wanted me to take-up Buddhism as this would  improve my chances of getting a better re-birth next time around.
a) growing bulls horns and bucks antlers.
b) herding all the females towards the breeding pens.
c) urinating at every table and post marking out his territory.
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