| How To Act Like a Child |
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| "You are only young once, but you can (and should!) stay immature indefinitely (because it's fun!) I've been writing these down as they came to me, so Im not sure if they're made up or not. If you've read it somewhere before then I probably remembered it, if not, then I probably made it up. Enjoy! ~Play with the salt and pepper shakers at fancy restaurants. Attempt to break them. ~Ask a lot of unnecessary questions ~Sing songs from shows such as Barney or Sesame Street and make up silly dances to them ~Wear bright colored clothes inside out; don't match your socks ~Wear underwear or beach towels on your head ~Color outside the lines ~Color everything in sight - the keyboard, the walls, plates, etc. ~Use unusual drawing tools, such as chocolate syrup or Clorox Bleach ~If you decide to do laundry, just throw in anything and everything that needs to be washed. Add a bar of soap or a bottle of detergent, and play with the dials until you think they're set right. Hope that nothing blows up ~If you have a backpack or briefcase, make sure it's a bright color and has a picture of a Disney character on it. ~Eat Lunchables, Applesauce, or PB&J ~Paint your car with stripes or polka dots ~Insist on going into the toy store every time you go to the mall ~Always get a toy from those machines at the grocery store ~If you have to go with someone to a clothes or another "boring" store, whine and make up excuses such as you have to go to the bathroom so that you can get out of the store faster ~Be hyper right before bedtime and run around instead of going to sleep ~No matter what your bedtime is, complain that it's too early and seek a later one ~At 3 in the morning, run around saying that you don't speak Spanish ~Make your parents hand-made presents that have absolute no practical use ~Practice having bad hand-eye coordination and bad coordination in general ~Poke people to get their attention ~Laugh! Email me or sign the guestbook if you have any additions! |
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