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NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: October 21, 2000
IMAGES FROM CAMPAIGN 2000 - - A DAILY FLAPDOODLE EXCLUSIVE PHOTO MONTAGE FEATURETTE


New York City: Texas Governor George W. Bush announces that if he were President, he would withdraw U.S. peacekeeping forces from the Balkans.



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Springfield: President Clinton and the Press resume their warm, mutually supportive working relationship.



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New York City: Asked if he will bring dignity back to the White House, Texas Governor George W. Bush replies "Na Ga Da".




New Orleans: Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper entertain "one of the largest crowds of his campaign".




New Orleans: After finishing his rally here, Vice President Al Gore returns to the campaign trail, refreshed and invigorated.




New York: Texas Govenor George W. Bush has difficulty boarding his campaign plane.




New York: Asked how he would fund his social security privatization plan, Texas Govenor George W. Bush answered: "Who cares? Like it's so tough to get a trillion dollars!"




New York: Talk Show host David Letterman wins the Pulitzer Prize for investigative journalism.



THIS JUST IN!!
MEDIA FINALLY GRABS CLUE!!
CLUE #1
CLUE #2
CLUE #3
CLUE #4

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