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| Episode 11 Gayja: Welcome to the Gayja Show. I am your host Gayja with my sidekick the beautiful Bob. Today's guest is none other than Brittany Spears!! Bob: Did you just call me beautiful? Gayja: No, I am just growing on your butt implants. Bob: Damn, they are turning everyone around me gay. Gayja: First of all, I am not gay. Second, we have to get the show started. (crowd cheers) Gayja: Well first off the news! Bob: I like the news. Gayja: On MTV, The New Tom Green Show has showed its ugly face and fans are fearous at this stupid talk show. Bob: It really stinks more than the Olson Twins new movie untitled "We're more boring than Barney. Gayja: In fact Tom Green sucks more than Elton John and Boy George put together. Bob: I happen to like Boy George's music. Gayja: Also on MTV, Jack Osbourne told the whole world that he tryed to kill himself. Because everyone that watched the show said that he was the least liked Osbourne. And that everyone wished that they could vote him off. Bob: I am sorry to say this but he is just an nobody. I mean everything he does is stupid. Gayja: Everyone has there opinions but in other news, that segment of the Osbournes was the lowest rating segment ever in the history of MTV. Bob: Hey Gayja, do you think the Olson Twins are still virgins? Gayja: Actully I can't even imagation them doing it. Why do you ask? Bob: Because they are the richest 17 year olds in the old and they can buy any man they wanted. Gayja: Even Tom Hanks? if I had the money I would buy Tom Hanks all to my.... I mean to star in my movie about my life... Yes my life. Bob: I think this segment is over. Gayja: I think so too. (crowd cheers) Gayja: So here is my guest Miss Brittany Spears. Brittany: Hi Gayja. Gayja: Welcome to the Gayja Show. Brittany: I never been on an inernet talk show before. Bob: But you sure have a lot of nude pics on the internet. Brittany: It's not really me. Bob: Oh and next you are going to say that those are real boobs. Brittany: I don't have any idea what you are talking about. Bob: Oh what, they didn't just grow over night did they? Gayja: Okay, Okay, first question, how is your new album coming along. Brittany: It is fine. It will be released in October. And it is going to be a bit different, a more adult themed. And if you liked the last album you will like this one. Bob: By adult, do you mean like sex. Brittany: No, I mean the issues involing adults. Bob: I lost my phone number can I have yours. Brittany: Why are you hitting on me? Bob: Why do you wear those "oops my boob poped out again" shirts. Gayja: Bob!! Bob: Yes? Gayja: Why do you pick fights with every single guest on this show. Bob: Because I'm an @$$*&*^%. Gayja: Next quesion, you have just recently told the whole that you are not a virgin. I thought you said you weren't going to have sex until your married. Brittany: Well, you see me and Justin had been together for two years and I thought we were going to be together forever. So I lost my virginity with him. Gayja: Why did you keep saying you were a virgin? Brittany: Because, quite frankly it is no one's business. And I wasn't going to say anything but that &%*&^ went on 20/20 and said it to the world. Bob: I have a quesion. Gayja: Make it quick Bob. Bob: Brittany, why do you have a thing for gay men. Brittany: excuse me!! Bob: Everyone in the world knows that everyone from N*Sync and Backstreet Boys are gay. I bet you foced him to have sex with you. I bet the only reason why he had sex with you was because you invited Lance to join the fun. Brittany: You son of a &*^*% Gayaj: Clam down I think one of your boobs just poped. Bob: Look, just one grew this time. Maybe she only has one fake boob to match up with her big one. Brittany: I'm leaving.... Gayja: Well this was one weird ending. Bob: I love this show. Gayja: Well tune in next time for the Gayja Show!!! |
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