~Quote Art by Fire Dragon~
~Quote Art by Fire Dragon~
We're pathetic and we make no excuses!
I guess that's why they call it falling in love. You're bound to hit the ground sooner or later, sometimes hard. (cheese alert!)
I'm sure my good points outweigh my bad, but then again, I list conniving as a good thing.
It's people like you that make the insanity of this world okay, and that's
not okay in my book.
I'm just a lucky bastard and you're jealous.
Damn.
What's that word for it...
What word?
You know, the thing people are on and they're called Dole Bludgers..
The Dole?
Yeah, that's it!
We are not pathetic, plenty of females go back down the elevator and... up again just to perve on gay guys working nearby.
Ah but it's not the length of the wand that matters, its whether the rabbit
is cute or not.
You don't know what you're talking about do you?
No, admittedly not.
Ooo that's just what I need.
What is it?
I don't know.
Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I just turn off the radio when Britney Spears is on.
If you die, I will kill you.
love is something good to get into.. I mean healthy love.. not the kind that I have for Antonio Sabato Jr where I stalk him and he's got a restraining order against me and all.
"Life is just a long holiday from Death, our visa always expires though, and then they send this man, said his name was Grim or something and he's here to take us back , he looks pissed."
I think I have evil eyebrows.. what do you think?
Do you think it's weird that my jeans are sticking out of my stomach?
Life is a joke. Death is the punch line.. and an unfunny one at that.
I was thinking of making my own home page but I can't be bothered.
Everything is what you make it...life.. happiness...love.. consider yourself the chef...now..about what I ordered..I want a refund.
Circumcision...it's like taking the hood off of manhood?
A world without love is one not worth seeing... and a world with love is a blind one at that.
Come my friend, the world is our oyster...we shall nick off with the pearl
It made me realise that there is no substitute for quality..okay so that's actually a gimmick from a box of quality chocolates.
That's going to look good on your resume` to hell
Men have this in-built jet unit, millions of missiles being made everyday that have a specific target in mind
I think that Academy Awards thing was very bias, and I'm not saying that because I'm bias, I'm saying it after seeing the 30 second film clips of each movie
life is like a penis...it has it's ups and downs... or should I say, a penis is like a roller coaster, it has it's ups and downs...and you spew up.
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