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"Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes."
And God said: E=(1/2) mv^2 - (Ze^2)/r, and there was light.
What part of http://www.getalife.com.au dont you understand?
Error #092 : Keyboard not found, think "F1" to continue
Error #456: Computer not found.
Everyone has photographic memory, but some have no film.
GENE Police!...You! Out of the pool! NOW!
What are you doing? The message is over, GO AWAY!!
"laugh and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either"
War doesn't determine who is right, just who is left.
Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincedence? I think not!
Vegetarian (n): ancient native word meaning Lousy Hunter.
Adventure (n): The land between entertainment and panic.
Thesaurus: an ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Don't play with your food, especially after you've already eaten it.
Life's a beach, and then you drown.
Stress is natures way of telling us we understand the situation.
The trick is to get a strong grip on reality - AND THEN CHOKE IT TO DEATH.
I have the body of a god: Buddha.
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
The 3 little sentences that will get you through life: 1. Cover for me 2. Oh,
good idea, Boss! 3. It was like that when I got there.
Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well rested wimps, but wimps.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back,
please ask me to wait.
In the begining there was nothing, and God said "let there be light". And there was still nothing, but you could see it.
And God said "Let there be light," and there was light "hrmm, pleasant effect," thought God and flipped it off and on a few times.
I like the way your mind malfunctions.
People can be divided into 3 groups: those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who wonder what happened.
We have only 2 things to worry about: Either things will never get back to normal, or that they already have.
I think...therefore I am...I think.
The score just in: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
Not only are people weirder than you think, people are weirder than you can think.
Out the modem..through the phone line... into the routing substation...nuthin but net.
Legally, it's questionable. morally, it's disgusting. Personally I like it.
Do the voices in my head bother you?
Question Authority: Ask me anything
We must go metric every inch of the way.
An optimist goes to the window every morning and says "Good morning, God." A pessimist goes to the window and says "Good God! Morning!"
Lead us not into temptation - just point out the general direction and we'll find it ourselves.
"So there's a population explosion? but it's fun helping to light the fuse."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
"Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're a jerk!)"
Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.
Hardware: the part of the computer that can be kicked. If you can only curse at it, it's software.
I am a self made man. But if I have to go do it again I think I'll read the manual.
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
You're a figment of my imagination -- which just goes to show what a sick and twisted mind *I've* got.
Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting.
God is my co-pilot, but the devil is my Bombarder.
I'm in shape: round is a shape.
A child of five could understand this, fetch me a child of five.
Possessor of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained.
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