TRANSLATION:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo.
Apparently, women
enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused
when they see me
driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the
Native American reservations,
some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women
attempt to seduce
me in their homes. Their intent is to divest
me of my earnings. Such
actions are unacceptable.
"Don't
see my ones, don't see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa
hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the
Junior Mafia
I don't know what the hell's
stoppin' ya
I'm clockin' ya - Versace
shades watchin' ya
Once ya grin, I'm in game,
begin"
TRANSLATION:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money,
nor my weapons.
I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged
in violent
sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with
my associates, the Junior
Mafia. I'm having some difficulty understanding
why you refuse to
approach me. I am attempting to make eye
contact with you through my
expensives glasses, and as soon as you respond
with a smile, I will
approach you.
First I talk about how I
dress and this
And diamond necklesses -
stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate
from the back I get
Deeper and deeper - help
ya reach the
Climax that your man can't
make
Call and tell him you'll
be home real late
Let's sing the break
TRANSLATION:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter
about my wardrobe
and jewelery, then I like to discuss my collection
of expensive cars.
This is more than enough to convince you to have
sexual intercourse
with me. I am able to insert my penis further
into you when I enter
you from behind. Furthermore, you will be
able to reach orgasm. I
understand this to be a problem with your current
sexual partner. He
needn't be concerned about your whereabouts.
Please phone him and
inform him that you won't
be home for a while. By the way, please sing the
chorus of the song for me
also.
"She's sick of that song
on how it's so long
Thought he worked his until
I handled my biz
There I is - major pain
like Damon Wayans
Low down dirty even like
his brother Keenan
Schemin' - don't bring your
girl 'round me
True player for real, ask
Puff Daddy"
TRANSLATION:
Your current love interest no longer wishes to
hear your fabrications
about the length of your member. After I
had sexual intercourse with
your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper
way it is supposed
to be performed; violently and immorally.
It would be in your best
interest to keep your woman away from me as my
sexual prowess is very
strong. If you are
unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.
"You - ringin' bells with
bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your
Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer
with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at
twelve"
TRANSLATION:
Despite the fact that you attempted to win her
at her doorstep with
bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the
lower end model Mercedes
Benz which you financed by signing over your current
vehicle)
containing an expensive stereo and a cellular
phone, your woman has
contacted me through my pager indicating that
we should rendezvous at
midnight.
"Where you at? Flippin'
jobs, playin' car notes?
While I'm swimmin' in ya
women like the breast stroke
Right stroke, left stroke
what's the best stroke
Death stroke - tongue all
down her throat
Nuthin' left to do but send
her home to you
I'm through - can ya sing
the song for me, boo?"
TRANSLATION:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job,
barely able to maintain
payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for
your woman.
Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse
and commit lewd
osculatory acts with your women. My only
remaining option is to
request that they leave my home and return to
you because I have
reached orgasm and no longer have a need for their
presence.
"So, what's it gonna be?
Him or me?
We can cruise the world
with pearls
Gator boots for girls
The envy of all women, crushed
linen
Cartier wrist-wear with
diamonds in 'em
The finest women I love
with a passion
Ya man's a wimp, I give
that ass a good thrashin'"
TRANSLATION:
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom
do you choose as your
sexual partner. I can take you on cruises
around the world. I will
dress you in the finest jewelery and footwear.
You will be envied by
women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelery.
There is a special
place in my heart for beautiful women. I
will defeat your man in an
altercation because he is effeminate.
"High fashion - flyin' into
all states
Sexin' me while your man
masturbates
Isn't this great? Your flight
leaves at eight
Her flight lands at nine,
my game just rewinds
Lyrically I'm supposed to
represent
I'm not only the client,
I'm the player president"
TRANSLATION:
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways
of Paris. I will
fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes
and jewelery. You
will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your
man will be forced to
pleasure himself through manual stimulation.
What a life! I'll
return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your
8 o'clock flight. The
timing is perfect becuase I have scheduled a date
with a second woman
who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock.
I'll seduce her in the
same way that I seduced you. I rap well
and I am a positive
reflection of my hometown. Not only am I
a sexually deviant,
misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute,
but I also sit on the
board of directors of the organization that governs
others of my
kind.
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Niasha Blake
Carleton University
Email address: ncblake@chat.carleton.ca
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