The Reasons Why Not To Be Andros

Well, the title is pretty self-explanatory. I found this on a message once, and loved it. Enjoy :-).

10. Your sister can beat you up like nobody's business.

9. Through superior acting ability, you are given far more angst than either Jason or Tommy ever received.

8. You look like you had a run-in with the dreaded Peroxide Monster.

7. Your best friend hits on your girl.

6. Your best friend hits on your sister.

5. The writers forget about your cool telekinetic ability after about six episodes.

4. There are thousands of people who lust after your girl.

3. There are thousands of people who lust after your sister.

2. You have to travel half way across the Universe just to save Leo (and I'm bound to get into trouble from the Danny Slavin fans for that one. *giggle*).

And the number one reason why you wouldn't want to be Andros...

1. There's only one person in the Universe who can't legally marry Karone, and it's you!


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