Who'd have thought that Power Rangers was not only entertaining, but also educational? Well, it kinda shocked me too, so without further adue...the Ten Things I've Learnt from Lightspeed Rescue.
10. If you're an evil super-power, never ever betray your henchmen. They probably won't react too well, and you never know when you'll need their help again somewhere down the line.
9. Asteroids are bad news for planet Earth, no matter what anyone tells you.
8. Turbo wasn't a good idea back in '97, and it still isn't.
7. Trains are cool.
6. Zordon? Zordon who?
5. Never ever trust Saban with the creation of American versions of Sentai villainnesses.
4. If you're the captain of a massive secret military organisation, always be sure to be standing within ten feet of someone with a spare microphone/earpiece headset.
3. 101 ways to vanquish pesky demons.
2. How not to impress the girl of your dreams.
1. If you're wandering in the desert and you come across ancient looking ruins with a tomb...stay the hell away from them! It'll save everyone a whole lot of bother later on.